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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Paul on July 01, 2007, 06:42:51 AM

Title: Confession
Post by: Paul on July 01, 2007, 06:42:51 AM

A teenage boy walks into the confessional one day.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you." 

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that.  But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Razor X on July 01, 2007, 06:50:17 AM

 :*))

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: warhawk on July 01, 2007, 10:22:57 PM

 ;D  :*)) ;D :*))

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: wpruitt on July 01, 2007, 11:08:07 PM

LMAO
 :)  :) :)

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: jusbnme on July 01, 2007, 11:28:12 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Stu on July 01, 2007, 11:30:04 PM

Quote from: wpruitt on July 01, 2007, 11:08:07 PM

LMAO
 :)  :) :)

Ditto

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: frostillicus123 on July 02, 2007, 09:11:55 AM

hahaha awesome

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: X The Hierophant on July 02, 2007, 09:51:42 AM

Excellent!

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: OzPete on July 03, 2007, 12:20:29 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: lowlead on July 13, 2007, 07:45:21 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))  That gave me an idea next time I go to confession...  although I'm a lector instead of an altar boy.

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Paul on July 13, 2007, 07:47:01 PM

Sweet avatar there lowlead, looking sly O0

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Stu on July 13, 2007, 08:27:27 PM

Quote from: Paul on July 13, 2007, 07:47:01 PM

Sweet avatar there lowlead, looking sly O0

Agreed!

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: lowlead on July 13, 2007, 08:30:02 PM

thank you... I'm feelin' sly too

Ed