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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Razor X on June 15, 2007, 03:00:05 PM

Title: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: Razor X on June 15, 2007, 03:00:05 PM
(to the tune of "I Loved Her First" by Heartland)

You're a balding guy
But you could be sly
Just pick up that razor and give it a try
You don't need to cringe,
Just shave off that fringe
Your looks will improve
When your dome's nice and smooth
You'll feel free and you'll ask yourself why
Did I wait for so long until I
Made myself sly.
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: wpruitt on June 15, 2007, 03:04:06 PM
Good song ... Will the musical "Sly" be following this? 
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: Razor X on June 15, 2007, 03:06:22 PM
Good song ... Will the musical "Sly" be following this? 

Yes, it will be the exact opposite of "Hair". :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: PBurke on June 15, 2007, 04:12:45 PM
good one razor. and since i just heard that song in the truck, the tune was still in my head.
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: Razor X on June 15, 2007, 07:03:55 PM
good one razor. and since i just heard that song in the truck, the tune was still in my head.

I heard it on the way home too, which is why it was in my head.
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: jusbnme on June 15, 2007, 08:16:20 PM
Good one man.
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: Paul on June 15, 2007, 08:25:16 PM
Hey Razor, that one was darn good,  now how about one about "Slyberspace"     :)
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: Sooner Steve on June 26, 2007, 07:50:38 AM
Pretty good lyrics my friend.
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: shyslyguy on June 26, 2007, 09:36:53 AM
Nice one RazorX,

How's this? :

Going grey, going thin,
feel your world is caving in?
feeling desperate, feeling sad
feel you're looking like your dad?
hunting through the magazines
for an answer to your dreams
combing over, combing back
making up for what you lack?

If your hair is getting you down
whether blond or grey or mousy brown
or if your thinning at the crown
& feel you're looking like a circus clown
embrace the future, reach for the sky
take the road less traveled by
don't comb-over, it's do or die
to learn the secrets of the SLY
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: Stu on June 26, 2007, 10:53:37 AM
Nice one RazorX,

How's this? :

Going grey, going thin,
feel your world is caving in?
feeling desperate, feeling sad
feel you're looking like your dad?
hunting through the magazines
for an answer to your dreams
combing over, combing back
making up for what you lack?

If your hair is getting you down
whether blond or grey or mousy brown
or if your thinning at the crown
& feel you're looking like a circus clown
embrace the future, reach for the sky
take the road less traveled by
don't comb-over, it's do or die
to learn the secrets of the SLY

I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: Sooner Steve on June 26, 2007, 03:29:26 PM
shyslyguy.  You rock brother.  Those lyrics are awesome.
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: jusbnme on June 26, 2007, 03:54:33 PM
Thanks for sharing shy, awesome bro.  O0
Title: Re: Song for the fence-sitters
Post by: marshd1000 on June 26, 2007, 06:31:30 PM
 

[/quote]Yes, it will be the exact opposite of "Hair". :*)) :*))
[/quote]

Speaking of "Hair", one of the people from "Hair", who is also known for the song, "Eve of Destruction, Barry McGuire is now sly.  I thought that was kind of interesting.  Go to www.barrymcguire.com and see!