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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Paul on June 13, 2007, 07:18:48 PM

Title: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: Paul on June 13, 2007, 07:18:48 PM

TWO GUYS IN LOWE'S

 Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

 The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.  I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a
little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
 
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big breasts and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

 The old guy says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Title: Re: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: Tom McGarry. on June 13, 2007, 07:38:10 PM

I'll come and help look for her too!!! :*))

Title: Re: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: Tyler on June 13, 2007, 08:33:06 PM

That's hilarious!

Title: Re: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: PBurke on June 13, 2007, 08:42:17 PM

i like the way the old guy thinks. :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: Da_Rev_Juggalo on June 13, 2007, 08:46:15 PM

I Agree With The Older Guy!!

Title: Re: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: wpruitt on June 13, 2007, 08:55:17 PM

LMAO

Title: Re: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: jusbnme on June 14, 2007, 01:48:36 AM

Ok, where the hell is this Lowe's at?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Seriously though...Good one.

Title: Re: Two Guys in Lowes
Post by: danyroo on June 14, 2007, 06:10:02 AM

 :D :D :D :D

Good one..