Sly Bald Guys Forum
Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Razor X on June 13, 2007, 03:40:34 PM
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... if you only have time to shave your head or your face, and you choose your head
... if you get excited when razor blades and shaving gel go on sale
... if you apply more products to your head than people with full heads of hair
... if you consider 24 hours' worth of growth to be "long hair"
... if you get annoyed if you see someone out in public with a shiner head than yours
... if you can't remember what color your hair is
... if you get embarrassed if someone sees you before you've had a chance to shave your head
... if you try to convince everyone to get a haircut just like yours
OK - who wants to take it from here? 8)
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Awesome list Razor, also
.....if you frequently rub your head checking for stubble
.....if you only wear a hat in cold weather cause you want to show off that dome
.....if you are the only one of your friends who knows what a HeadBlade is
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.......If you just look at LAY-DAYS and grin when they are checking you out. cause the guy they are with is not SLY.
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...if you actually FORGET you have a bald head
...if after a couple years into it , you try to grow it out and the hair comes back different than before...wavy in ways you never knew!
...if you can't talk enough of how cool it is to be bald with other bald dudes
...if you've ever said you should shave your head at least once in your life to someone...
..if you dig it when you see another dude that looks to be completely bald with no shadow...and you wish you could only have his lack of shadow..
...if you spend your whole work day here.... on SLYBALDGUYS!
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......If you have the entire layout of the shaving section at Wal-mart memorized so that you know exactly what is missing or out of stock.
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one! O0
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one! O0
is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??
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at least it won't get in our hair. HAHAha.... ok that was bad, sorry. can magma spank me now?
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
LMFAO! :*)) :*))
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...if you tell the lay-days, "Hey (insert name here) if you look closely at my head, you can see your future. I think I'm in it".
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is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??
MUST be you...I'm just your average CONFIDENT sly guy!!
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...if you tell the lay-days, "Hey (insert name here) if you look closely at my head, you can see your future. I think I'm in it".
.......or. "Hi my name is_____________, don't forget it. you will be screaming it later."
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one! O0
is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??
#i&@ #i&@
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......If you wake up telling your man to shave his head before kissing you!
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... if you only have time to shave your head or your face, and you choose your head
... if you get excited when razor blades and shaving gel go on sale
... if you apply more products to your head than people with full heads of hair
... if you consider 24 hours' worth of growth to be "long hair"
... if you get annoyed if you see someone out in public with a shiner head than yours
... if you can't remember what color your hair is
... if you get embarrassed if someone sees you before you've had a chance to shave your head
... if you try to convince everyone to get a haircut just like yours
OK - who wants to take it from here? 8)
I know this is intended as a joke, but after reading all these........
No doubt 'bout it. I guess I really am sly! O:O
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one! O0
is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??
I've already got my boots out. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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...if you've spent way too much money testing out just about every shaving product out there. Oh wait, that may just be me. :-\ :-\ :-\
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......If you wake up telling your man to shave his head before kissing you!
If I could be so lucky, I only get, shave your face and let your hair grow
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.....consider electrolysis for the sides of your head.
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.....consider electrolysis for the sides of your head.
If I was seriosly MPB bald, I would have THAT info for you right now brother!
Hey even being BBC I've considered it! O0
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......if u wear sunglasses in your avatar....hence protecting your identity from the HCM mafia
...... if u research shaving products on the net daily if not more
...... if after your daily head shaving routine .... u rub your head & give a "cocky" smile @ yourself in the mirror while saying out loudly "i'm the MAN!!!"
...... if u feel "reborn" like me & luv life even more>>>"I'M THE MAN BABY"
anyways..... thankx razorx 4 starting this hilarious thread.... i can relate 2 all these post because i'm ONE SLY BRAH!!!!
WARHAWK O0
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one! O0
Hey, dont forget to leave me out of this LOL!
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
You know, actually I hate to admit it but I am put in a certain mood once I find a rough spot and can't do nothing about it.
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
You know, actually I hate to admit it but I am put in a certain mood once I find a rough spot and can't do nothing about it.
It's irritating, isn't it? I check and double check and triple check for missed spots when I'm finished shaving and still one gets by me every now and then -- and always after I've just left the house and can't remedy the situation.
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!
Why didn't you say something sooner man. I totaled the car today. There was this patch on the back of the dome I just couldn't let go. ;D ;D ;D
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!
Why didn't you say something sooner man. I totaled the car today. There was this patch on the back of the dome I just couldn't let go. ;D ;D ;D
Well, as long as you got that rough patch smoothed out, it's worth it. ;D
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!
Why didn't you say something sooner man. I totaled the car today. There was this patch on the back of the dome I just couldn't let go. ;D ;D ;D
Well, as long as you got that rough patch smoothed out, it's worth it. ;D
That's exactly what I tried to explain to the cop but he didn't want to hear it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.
You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!
Why didn't you say something sooner man. I totaled the car today. There was this patch on the back of the dome I just couldn't let go. ;D ;D ;D
Well, as long as you got that rough patch smoothed out, it's worth it. ;D
That's exactly what I tried to explain to the cop but he didn't want to hear it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, obviously, the cop was not SLY. ^-^
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That's exactly why I carry an extra razor with me everywhere I go in my Headblade bag. If I find a spot I missed, I hit the nearest bathroom and take care of it!
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That's exactly why I carry an extra razor with me everywhere I go in my Headblade bag. If I find a spot I missed, I hit the nearest bathroom and take care of it!
I never thought about doing that. Sounds a little OCD, but on the other hand it also sounds like a very good idea. Now you've planted the seed and I'm going to have to start doing this!!
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... if you keep an electric razor at work just in case you find a "missed spot"!
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I'd been thinking of getting one those $10 battery powered jobs and sticking in the glove compartment. At first I thought that maybe it was a little too much. But now I'm having second toughts.
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... if you keep an electric razor at work just in case you find a "missed spot"!
This hasn't happened in a while, but I went through a phase where I was only shaving every other day -- and there were also a few times where I'd overslept and didn't have time to shave before I left for work in the morning. Those are the days where you see somebody on the train or on the street with a perfectly slick dome and you're reminded that you've got stubble starting to sprout out everywhere. One day when this happened, I made it until about 10 am and I just couldn't stand it anymore. There's a pharmacy in the lobby of my building, so I went down and bought a can of shaving gel and and a disposable Schick Xtreme 3 and shaved my head in the men's room. I haven't had to use them in a while but they are still in my bottom drawer, just in case. I'd forgotten that I even had them until I started reading some of these posts.
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... if you have to go to Sly Weatherman Jim Cantore for your weather reports
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If you spend more time in the bathroom shaving than your wife does putting on makeup! :-\