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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on June 07, 2007, 01:30:43 PM

Title: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: frostillicus123 on June 07, 2007, 01:30:43 PM

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in for?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.

"Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"

"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"

"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.

"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"

Title: Re: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: Dtopford on June 07, 2007, 03:05:23 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) LOL good one frost

Title: Re: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: Paul on June 07, 2007, 04:13:11 PM

LMAO  :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: jusbnme on June 07, 2007, 08:36:42 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: wpruitt on June 07, 2007, 10:12:16 PM

This one will get some milage

Title: Re: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: Scott on June 08, 2007, 03:20:02 AM

  :*))  :*))  :*))  :*))

Title: Re: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: danyroo on June 08, 2007, 04:37:40 AM

That was deff. a good one.. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: First cut is the Deepest
Post by: PigPen on June 08, 2007, 07:22:13 AM

sonofa.....DOH!