Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => Bald Stories => Topic started by: VoodooSyxx on January 03, 2013, 02:48:00 PM
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So last night my girlfriend comes over and looks over my shoulder to see what I'm up to and give me hassle about my "bald dude forums" that I'm ALWAYS on now. ;) This kicks off an entire discussion about head shaving of course and she starts giving me hassle and says that I have more products in the bathroom than any woman ever since I started doing this. I'm in complete denial. No way it's gone that far I say. So she drags me into the bathroom, I take a look around, and all I could say is 'crap'. She's right lol For everything she has in there, I have three. I stand there a minute or so and then get this massively guilty look on my face and she says "What? What is it?" Finally I tell her "Well I have to go to the store tomorrow and pick up some Witch hazel, and any day now UPS is dropping off a whole box of HeadBlade stuff for me" :*))
I may have a problem, fellas
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I think we will all get like that one day I don't see it as a problem
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Ah, sorry ... I fail to see the problem.
Perhaps it's because my view is obscured by my massive collection of HeadBlade bottles and other accoutrements.
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Funny, you brought this up Voodoo mate, as I had the same conversation with my wife. I was in denial as you were until my wife pointed out all the products I have :o I think my wife feels threaten that I am slowly taking over her domain :*))
So you have no problem at all Voodoo mate. O0
Maybe we should start up Sly Bald Guys Anonymous........ "I am OzSly and I am Baldaholic" :*))
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Maybe we should Sly Bald Guys Anonymous........ "I am OzSly and I am Baldaholic" :*))
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I think we all are I am constantly looking for products now to and keep on shaving my head everyday now O0
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Lol, start wet shaving and then see how they feel!
I take up most of the bathroom!
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lol Lynchy, I have just started wet shaving.....OH NOOO!! I am in the dog house!!
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Haha nice. Glad I'm not alone in this, guys.
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Wow...i feel for you guys...On the other hand..i am a bus driver,my wife and i got different schedules SO(flame suit on) when i come from work i got the wholeeeee bathroom for myself(i got and entire cabinet for me) so i can be there for as long as i want and also keep All the stuff on my designated space.... :popo
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You lucky Bugga Melaza mate O0
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I saw a rather large plastic cabinet earlier today, that might just hold all my things. I'm tempted to get it, mount it in the back of the shower, and write "Man Stuff" on it with a Sharpie just to mess with her. It would be pretty awesome to turn the shower into the batcave of shaving.
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^^ Yeap...However think about this..IF she doesn`t like that prank will be an Epic Fail for you and most important, couch + winter time = :'(
ps...don`t ask me how i know.
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It's not a problem for me, my missus has more potions and lotions than you could imagine!
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I'm trying hard myself to not accumulate too much stuff but without experimenting you really never know if you could be getting a closer/better/smoother/easier shave or better skin.
And, at least none of it seems to cost a ridiculous $50++ per tiny bottle that the ladies pay for their junk.
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I'm trying hard myself to not accumulate too much stuff but without experimenting you really never know if you could be getting a closer/better/smoother/easier shave or better skin.
And, at least none of it seems to cost a ridiculous $50++ per tiny bottle that the ladies pay for their junk.
This is so true. I tried to explain that part as well. She just stared at me like I had three heads and said I should get a hobby lol
It's all in good fun though. We have one of those 'special' relationships, where if we weren't giving each other a hard time constantly, there might actually be a problem.
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lol Voodoo O0
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This is so true. I tried to explain that part as well. She just stared at me like I had three heads and said I should get a hobby lol
It's all in good fun though. We have one of those 'special' relationships, where if we weren't giving each other a hard time constantly, there might actually be a problem.
I reckon that it sort of is a hobby. It is with me anyway. That means that you can spend a bit on it without feeling guilty.
I'm a bit jealous of everyone who is in a relationship at the moment because I miss the female touch but I reckon that it might be over for me for this lifetime because I don't miss it enough to do anything about it. One of the good things about getting older I guess. And, I can also reflect upon all those bad parts of my past relationships and how I don't miss them -- that makes me feel better.
I think that it was Groucho Marx who said 'I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have someone like me as a member'. Bit like that for me 'Why would I want to be with a woman who would accept someone like me for a partner?' Her standards would be far too low for me -- ha ha.
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Lol voodoo, I feel that if I wasn't living on apprentice wages I'd probably be in the same situation. So much stuff I want to try, so little money... haha!
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Funny....When I was married, my ex would have her sink and cabinet so full of stuff, that she had to start putting her leftover stuff in MY cabinet....The same thing with her clothes and MY closet, but that's for another thread....Now I find myself with shaving stuff on BOTH sinks now that I live alone.....If I have to start putting stuff in the other bathroom, this might get scary; I guess my ex's stuff wasn't that bad after all....
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Get stuff delivered to work and bring it home bit by bit....scatter it around the house ;0)
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Get stuff delivered to work and bring it home bit by bit....scatter it around the house ;0)
Spoken like a true addict! hahaha
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Get stuff delivered to work and bring it home bit by bit....scatter it around the house ;0)
Spoken like a true addict! hahaha
haha That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that one. I'll admit to being a bit of an addict for sure. I'm also obsessive about getting that perfect smoothest/quickest/cleanest shave on the head. Hence all crap scattered about my bathroom
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hahahaha best problem to have!! :P
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I have my own bathroom that my wife seldom uses, however when she does she always pisses me off by leaving the seat DOWN..
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I no longer think of shaving as grooming or a job to be done each day for practical reasons but view it for what it really is for me now -- it is a hobby.
As such I can justify [to myself, don't know about a girlfriend] any amount of money spent that I am comfortable with. Perhaps this might apply to others too?
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:*)) Tom
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Do I sense a bit of jealousy from the GF?
I definitely know what that feels like. My wife has complained about how much time I spend in my Android Forums. I'm sure this forum is soon to follow. It's just one of those things she's going to need to learn to live with. Heck, i gave up alcohol almost 3 years ago. Spending time in these forums and doing some reading is how I like to spend some of my spare time now.
I haven't got caught up in all the men's care products yet. I just keep it simple with either gel or foam shaving cream and a Mach 3 blade. I'm sure that will change once I read and try some of the methods the members here use. Lol.
I hope things work out with you and your girlfriend and that she understands you are doing something you love to do. If you think you may be going a little overboard with the products, well maybe you are. That's for you to decide. As long as it's not interfereing with work, bills, and your all around quality of life then I really wouldn't worry about it. ;D
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And, at least none of it seems to cost a ridiculous $50++ per tiny bottle that the ladies pay for their junk.
I'm sure that will happen more and more as the demand and popularity of cosmetics for men increases :(
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I went through the exact same thing for the first few years. Then I began to settle into a routine and narrowed down my choices as far as equipment and supplies. My lone razor is the Personna M5 but I have several HeadBlades which I no longer use. I'm down to HeadSlick and a Mango shave cream from Trader Joe's and I use Shave Secret from WalMart.
My wife never really bugged me about stuff that I bought, I just started to feel overwhelmed by choices. I think that as time went by certain things, like my HB just kinda dropped off.
So this, and all things, will pass.
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Imagine what it's like for a slyette! :*))
I actually have fairly few bathroom products compared to my friends. I don't typically use anything very expensive or if I do it lasts a lifetime (I have a bottle of moisturizer that has plenty left that's lasted over 2 years, so it was well worth the $20 investment). My friends have thankfully stopped gifting me weird smelling potions. I'm almost obsessively brand loyal which means I don't experiment much.
I still have some hair products I obviously no longer use, too, so once I finally get around to binning them I'll be even more streamlined (plus two of the total products are actually for the dog, not for me). I have a horror of throwing away something "perfectly good" so I'm having a hard time throwing out my hair stuff, I'll either toss it when I move in a few weeks or end up passing it on to a friend.
Though I am apparently a complete weirdo for having 4 paintings mounted in there so maybe that's how I make up for product clutter. (They're pretty small). Being an amateur painter that's how it goes, though! My tiny apartment probably has over 100 pieces of art if I were to count.
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I only have my Mach 3 razor for my head, Sensor razor for my face, Edge shaving gel and bottle of Sly Bald Matte.
I keep them neatly tucked away in my travel shaving kit underneath the bathroom sink.
Of course her hairspray, numerous hair brushes, curling irons, hair straightener's are strewn across the bathroom sink.