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Discussions About Being Bald => Bald Stories => Topic started by: stasiu on December 30, 2012, 08:17:44 AM

Title: DEALING WITH PREMATURE BALDING
Post by: stasiu on December 30, 2012, 08:17:44 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR SBG !
I hope this little story makes you smile today !

SCENE:  August, 1975.  I am prematurely balding.
MOM:  At least you can vacuum that trail leading from the bathroom.
DAD:  Happy 20th Birthday Stasiu.  This will help preserve what hair you have (hands me a Chicago Cubs Ballcap).
BRO (older, thick hair):  D-u-u-u-u-d-e !  You've got the Dr. Phil haircut w-a-a-y before he got one !  S-o-o  C-o-o-o-o-l !
STASIU (in confessional): Bless me Father for I am going bald.  Please sprinkle holy water on what's left.
PRIEST (in confessional): OMG !  In the name of the Lord, can I rub your bald head and pray for a good Church fiscal year?
DOCTOR (with thick accent):  Hmmm, very i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g .... you have sicker hair on uzer parts of ur body zat never seen light before.  Perhaps vee can do a simple, painful HT for a mere $5,000.00.  I'll zro in a free haircut afterwards.
MARIA (long time friend):  Who the F*** will notice your bald head when you stand next to these (pointing to her size 40D cup boobs).

Title: Re: DEALING WITH PREMATURE BALDING
Post by: leighmundo40 on December 30, 2012, 08:31:05 AM

LOL, you is funnee!  ;D

Title: Re: DEALING WITH PREMATURE BALDING
Post by: Sir Harry on December 30, 2012, 10:29:48 AM

Stasiu, you taught me how to turn even the most self-depreciating moments into good ones ;D ;D Thanks for sharing!

Title: Re: DEALING WITH PREMATURE BALDING
Post by: Switchy on December 30, 2012, 11:10:32 AM

 O0 :*)) :*))  Good one bother.

Title: Re: DEALING WITH PREMATURE BALDING
Post by: Lynchy on December 30, 2012, 02:53:53 PM

Lol.... Great.

Thanks for sharing :)