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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on June 01, 2007, 02:16:53 PM

Title: Perfect Husband
Post by: frostillicus123 on June 01, 2007, 02:16:53 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: Paul on June 01, 2007, 02:19:31 PM

Sweeeeeeeeet :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: PigPen on June 01, 2007, 02:25:11 PM

LMAO

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: Cam on June 01, 2007, 02:47:59 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: Tyler on June 01, 2007, 04:25:21 PM

Absolutely hilarious!  I could see that happening here in the Bay Area.

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: jusbnme on June 01, 2007, 08:56:12 PM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh crap, wait a minute...That was my phone.  :'( :'( 

 :D :D :D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: wpruitt on June 01, 2007, 09:52:59 PM

Gonna get some milage out of that one Frost!  Already LMAO

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: **sticks** on June 02, 2007, 01:10:01 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: Scott on June 02, 2007, 01:41:54 AM

tks for that one  :*))   :*))   :*))   :*))

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: Da_Rev_Juggalo on June 14, 2007, 04:03:45 PM

That Is One Of The Best So Far! Sounds Like Something I Would Do!

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: PBurke on June 14, 2007, 06:07:30 PM

THAT DUDE HAS BRASS ONES. MY HERO.

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: RichardN. on June 14, 2007, 09:05:55 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Perfect Husband
Post by: Rhymez on June 15, 2007, 05:07:37 AM

Holy crap, I would hate to be the guy who owns that phone! :*))