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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Slynito on December 06, 2012, 09:05:12 PM

Title: First Christmas Joke
Post by: Slynito on December 06, 2012, 09:05:12 PM

First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins...... :*))

Title: Re: First Christmas Joke
Post by: Switchy on December 06, 2012, 09:18:15 PM

 O0 :*))

Title: Re: First Christmas Joke
Post by: OzSly on December 06, 2012, 10:36:09 PM

Very Good  :*))

Title: Re: First Christmas Joke
Post by: NESTYdPOGI on December 06, 2012, 11:57:17 PM

Nice joke he he he O0 O0 O0

Title: Re: First Christmas Joke
Post by: Hingatao on December 07, 2012, 10:28:31 AM

Good one!

Title: Re: First Christmas Joke
Post by: Beardman on December 07, 2012, 09:45:04 PM

The wittiest Irishman going 'round right there haha