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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Switchy on November 29, 2012, 01:08:03 PM
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A good old Texas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is ?
She says, " He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and see's his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "Im fishin'. What does it look like I'm doin'?"
His brother yells , "It's people like you that give people from Texas a bad name, makin' everyone think we're stupid.
If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"
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:*))
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Lol!