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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Slynito on November 10, 2012, 11:00:09 AM

Title: Italian Grandma's Advice....
Post by: Slynito on November 10, 2012, 11:00:09 AM
A young Italian girl was going on a date.

Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about
this-a younga boy.

He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat,
but don't let him do dat.

He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea
dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.

But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure.

Doing thata willa disgraza our family.

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like
she had predicted: 'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace
our family as you said.


When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over,
got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!'



Nonna fainted!!   :*))
Title: Re: Italian Grandma's Advice....
Post by: theman on November 10, 2012, 11:28:28 AM
 O0 :*)) :*)) :*))  Mamma Mee aahh!  Great one !  You crakkaaa mmeee uuupppp!
Title: Re: Italian Grandma's Advice....
Post by: Beardman on November 11, 2012, 02:24:54 AM
O0 :*)) :*)) :*))  Mamma Mee aahh!  Great one !  You crakkaaa mmeee uuupppp!

Couldn't have said it better myself. That's comedic gold there
Title: Re: Italian Grandma's Advice....
Post by: Sir Harry on November 11, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Italian Grandma's Advice....
Post by: Slyfive on November 14, 2012, 12:49:07 PM
God bless you sir!! Now that's a joke!
Title: Re: Italian Grandma's Advice....
Post by: Slynito on November 14, 2012, 12:51:35 PM
Thank y'all very much...glad to add some humor to an otherwise boring day.


  :*)) :*)) :*))