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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tyler on May 26, 2007, 01:44:20 AM

Title: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Tyler on May 26, 2007, 01:44:20 AM
Seriously!  You would be amazed at how many people find Sly Bald Guys by searching "Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness."

So, to set the record straight, I have found no scientific proof that this is the case!!  If you're searching this and end up here, then I have some news for you.  It's quite the opposite!

Going completely bald (aka "Sly" and Shaving Your Head) will actually cause more frequent ejaculations - aka more sex (with someone else involved   >:D O0)!

Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Ian on May 26, 2007, 03:16:18 AM
 8) O0
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Razor X on May 26, 2007, 07:44:44 AM
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Johnny on May 26, 2007, 08:24:57 AM
As I've heard before.... when you lose more hair, you get more head.  ;D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: **sticks** on May 26, 2007, 09:14:44 AM
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D

Argh, alright if someone has to do it, i guess ill step up....but u guys will owe me....

 #ng^y
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Tyler on May 26, 2007, 09:19:06 AM
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D

Argh, alright if someone has to do it, i guess ill step up....but u guys will owe me....

 #ng^y


 :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Cam on May 26, 2007, 09:37:26 AM
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D

Argh, alright if someone has to do it, i guess ill step up....but u guys will owe me....

 #ng^y

 ;D :*)) O0
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: champ007 on May 26, 2007, 09:39:40 AM
Lets all get the bumper sticker!!  :)
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Cam on May 26, 2007, 09:42:33 AM
I like the Bald Guyz shirt that says "Bald Guyz get more head" I want one.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 26, 2007, 11:13:55 AM
I feel like i just don't contribute enought to this forum so i will volunteer for the mission of have as much sex as one man can handle.... and that's a lot for me.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Slickdome on May 26, 2007, 01:15:50 PM
Seriously!  You would be amazed at how many people find Sly Bald Guys by searching "Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness."

Ummm....define "frequent"
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Tyler on May 26, 2007, 02:03:16 PM
Let's round it out to 5 to 10 times a day...
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Razor X on May 26, 2007, 03:30:37 PM
We ought to cross-post this to that hairloss pity-party forum.  I'll bet that a majority of the guys there would be willing to become celibate if they thought it would prevent them from losing more hair.   :D :D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: tomgallagher on May 26, 2007, 03:44:47 PM
Geez I might not return from this mission. Remember me once in a while guys.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: SLYinKC on May 26, 2007, 04:32:16 PM
We ought to cross-post this to that hairloss pity-party forum.  I'll bet that a majority of the guys there would be willing to become celibate if they thought it would prevent them from losing more hair.   :D :D

For the guys on this forum, isn't that like having your cake and eating it too??? :D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: YOSP on May 26, 2007, 05:13:00 PM
As I've heard before.... when you lose more hair, you get more head.  ;D

just like that Budweiser commercial....TRUE, TRUE ;)
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Blagadan on May 26, 2007, 06:47:44 PM
"Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness."

I thought it was blindness?   Oh no wait that's ... ahem ...  :-[
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Kajun on May 27, 2007, 12:40:58 AM
Blag..i was always told i'd go blind.. but they lied!!  i went bald !! :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Jay on May 27, 2007, 06:48:14 AM
"Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness."

I thought it was blindness?   Oh no wait that's ... ahem ...  :-[


I thought it was hairy palms.

 :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: tomgallagher on May 27, 2007, 10:09:08 AM
And all the time I thought they were saying blind.... :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: PBurke on May 28, 2007, 07:18:50 AM
i will help join in on this study, if i can have magmababe as an "ASSISSTANT" :@`
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Koaa2 on May 29, 2007, 07:00:32 AM
So do you lose one hair for each time??
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: PigPen on May 29, 2007, 07:13:02 AM
I'm out for a three day weekend and look what happens. Can't leave you guys alone for a minute can I?
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on July 09, 2007, 11:25:20 PM
LOL Im still waiting on the results!  :D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Bolohead on July 10, 2007, 05:27:58 AM
I can attest to the fact you get more head  !B@ oh yeah its great being SLY  O0
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: danyroo on July 10, 2007, 06:46:05 AM
If it caused baldness we would all be bald by the age of 18  :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: PBurke on July 10, 2007, 07:28:13 AM
If it caused baldness we would all be bald by the age of 18  :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))


yeah no sheet. my eyes are still good too. never went blind. >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Paul on July 10, 2007, 07:42:23 AM
Oh no, I'm bald and having vision trouble >:D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: PBurke on July 10, 2007, 07:46:13 AM
Oh no, I'm bald and having vision trouble >:D

it is just OLD getting YOU. ha ha. sorry just couldn't resist. 8)
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Paul on July 10, 2007, 07:49:12 AM
Oh no, I'm bald and having vision trouble >:D

it is just OLD getting YOU. ha ha. sorry just couldn't resist. 8)

Alright that's it...meet you Thursday at sundown :x! ;D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: BigJimW on July 12, 2007, 03:24:10 PM
Seriously!  You would be amazed at how many people find Sly Bald Guys by searching "Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness."

Really? I always thought it grew hair on your palms.

Oh wait....  ;D

I just noticed Jay already mentioned the hairy palms joke. Guess I'm just a Johnny "Come" Lately.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Bald_freak on July 14, 2007, 02:55:02 PM
If it was true, every male porn star would look like lex luthor :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 04, 2009, 02:24:39 PM
wow this has been a two year study....and im here to tell ya's....my damn hands are getting tired.  How much longer am I suppose to do this?
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Mikekoz13 on November 04, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
wow this has been a two year study....and im here to tell ya's....my damn hands are getting tired.  How much longer am I suppose to do this?


Keep going Big Boy...... you'll kno when it's time to stop..........  :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Mike on November 04, 2009, 03:57:53 PM
I actually heard something about this in a way. The more you ejaculate the more testosterone your body produces. MPB is caused by testosterone in a way. So frequent ejaculation causes baldness in a way.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: GASlick on November 04, 2009, 04:03:41 PM
This is so funny.  Remember the link that was on here that said frequent masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer?
I should be pretty set for a long life.....
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 04, 2009, 07:06:32 PM
can someone get me some MT Dew?????  Please
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: stasiu on November 04, 2009, 07:23:29 PM
O M Bald G !

That explains why my hair went very fast in my early 20's.  In fact, I have had two prostate biopsies in the last two years and nothing was found cancerous, yet my blood PSA levels go from 1.2 to 4.4 within a year and my Urologlist is frustrated that it could be attributed to my personal   (uh-hum) you-know-what   natural calling. Geez, being a male is difficult, let alone dealing with hairloss!  

Kidding aside guys, those of us 50 and over should get routine Prostate Blood PSA work done as prostate cancer is a silent killer until its too late to hear the prognosis    
---Stasiu

Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: chgobuzzbald on November 04, 2009, 09:03:26 PM
Being bald actually does make me horny...those headrubs....:Q)
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Ming the Merciless on November 04, 2009, 11:23:07 PM
"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Of course, you might only care about dogs. 

Your move.

Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: hammerdrill376 on November 05, 2009, 03:56:00 AM
I don't think its the ejaculation..but could be caused by females lovin to "grip the back of our heads"!!! O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: PeripheralxMvmnt on November 05, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
I don't think its the ejaculation..but could be caused by females lovin to "grip the back of our heads"!!! O0 O0 O0

Hell, if that were the case I would be missing my ears   >:D
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 05, 2009, 07:15:53 AM
I must not be doing something right...im still going and ...Nothing.   Any pointers? lol
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Mikekoz13 on November 05, 2009, 08:07:02 AM
I must not be doing something right...im still going and ...Nothing.   Any pointers? lol

Start yelling "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!".......... see if that helps.........
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 05, 2009, 08:10:25 AM
i am getting some verwee verwee VERWEE bad visuals from this.  LOL...but I like it! lol
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on November 05, 2009, 08:38:21 AM
Hmmm. If this were true - WE WOULD ALL HAVE BEEN BALD AT 13  :*))
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 05, 2009, 08:40:15 AM
not me...lol
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: PeripheralxMvmnt on November 05, 2009, 09:31:52 AM
I must not be doing something right...im still going and ...Nothing.   Any pointers? lol

saran wrap, a riding crop, handcuffs, and a blindfold.


thats all im sayin. haha.   :-X
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 05, 2009, 10:00:50 AM
I must not be doing something right...im still going and ...Nothing.   Any pointers? lol

saran wrap, a riding crop, handcuffs, and a blindfold.


thats all im sayin. haha.   :-X

ok the handcuffs have got me....if i have hand cuffs on, how am I gonna? ..........well you know.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 05, 2009, 11:45:53 AM
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi255.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh157%2FTimmj%2FPicture_18.png&hash=e5a4c32d2ccaa44836d849d82c2e5a8142ebc373)
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: PeripheralxMvmnt on November 06, 2009, 07:08:28 AM
lol awesome.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Oto on November 07, 2009, 04:52:26 AM
Of course it is not true. I'm bald because I want it, but have a full head. If that was true I would not have to shave my head anymore.
Title: Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
Post by: Timmay on November 07, 2009, 06:58:21 AM
woooooooooooooooo!  I feel better!  Much Better..lol