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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Noodles on August 23, 2012, 04:44:54 PM

Title: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: Noodles on August 23, 2012, 04:44:54 PM
I figured most of you would enjoy this....

My son is in his senior year at a prominent catholic local high school.

As I am sure many of you will agree (who have kids) there seems to be NO end to the yearly costs associated with a Catholic education- especially when the kids are in their Senior year!

Now I was never one to join the many parent type clubs (or any other, for that matter) that the school continually tries to get you to join at the beginning of each school year - and this year was no different!

Being persistent as this particular school is, they could not (or maybe"would not" is a better choice of words) take a simple N-O for an answer, and so the phone calls persisted until I set forth a proven line of strategy used by one of the late great Hollywood Masters.

Upon receiving the latest of the phone calls asking me for a reason of why I preferred not to join the many organizations offered by the school, my reply was simply....

     "I wouldn't join ANY club that would have ME as a member!"

                                  (https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi544.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh356%2Freginaldodaher%2FGrouchoMarx-Professor.jpg&hash=3b09322dd50e81d4dc1000e7e1797b2851030ff4)

For some strange reason, the phone calls have suddenly stopped!

-Cap'n Noodles-
Title: Re: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: warhawk on August 23, 2012, 05:05:12 PM
Hey Dave:  I'm glad that U got that clarified. O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: KG on August 23, 2012, 06:26:50 PM
Great idea Noodles.  I'll have to remember that one.
Title: Re: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: Hingatao on August 23, 2012, 07:19:52 PM
Well done, sir!
Title: Re: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: Mikekoz13 on August 23, 2012, 08:06:09 PM
Being a former Catholic, I can explain this..... Smart asses scare Catholics!!  ;D :*))
Title: Re: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: tomgallagher on August 24, 2012, 06:58:17 AM
Somebody told me that the second largest religion in this country is "former Catholics".
Title: Re: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: Natedawg on August 24, 2012, 08:09:48 AM
Well done, Noodles! Good stuff!  ;D
Title: Re: Say the Secret Woid....
Post by: Slynito on August 24, 2012, 08:14:22 AM
That's a good juan!   :*))