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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on May 19, 2007, 12:07:52 PM
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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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We've all been there....i think...
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;D
We've all been there....i think...
With chicken down our pants????????????????? ???
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;D
We've all been there....i think...
With chicken down our pants????????????????? ???
Now that's funny :*)) :*)) :*))
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;D
We've all been there....i think...
With chicken down our pants????????????????? ???
...yes.... :-[
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:*)) :o
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DUDE, I THINK THAT THAT WAS THE JOKE BEING TOLD BY K TO J IN MEN IN BLACK, THE JOKE THAT HE FINISHES, BUT YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR THE START!!! DUDE, NOW I GET WHY HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! THANK GOD! ONE OF THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
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Knew I had heard it before
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Good one!
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I don't think poultry would be my first choice of farm animals to shove down my pants....
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And spare us what the first choice is ...