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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: wonderer on July 30, 2012, 11:52:31 PM

Title: UPF(unexplaned pet files)
Post by: wonderer on July 30, 2012, 11:52:31 PM

Well gents just the other day i was inocently watching the South Park when i first saw "the Long John Cat " www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1ot4aWpco    and now I can't stop thinking about it -I am talking garbage wright :) , but wait there is more i have an american short haired Calico cat and sometime she is acting weird- for example when i am lying on my couch on my back she often do the same thing and lay on her back -sleeping (weird for a cat to sleep on her back i think...) on the carpet if i turn my self on the side she will do the same thing is she is impersonating me  ??? and there is more i kid you not she can verbalize her self on the human fashion -she can speak there are several words that i can(and everyone else) understand since she is food motivated - when she is hungry she often search for my grandmother (since she is the one who feeds her most frequently ) and all the way through the house she is making sounds that sounds like Ba-Ko(baka -our word for the grandmother),when she is trying to found for my mom she is saying  Ma-Ma and for some unknown reason she calls me Bow-Waw  ;D (although my name is Milan  ??? )

Title: Re: UPO(unexplaned pet files)
Post by: wonderer on July 30, 2012, 11:56:44 PM

This topic should be  named UPF sorry i would change that but i can't(administrator help please :)  )  :( it is still early in the morning here so i make more mistakes than usually sorry !

Title: Re: UPO(unexplaned pet files)
Post by: wonderer on July 31, 2012, 12:00:42 AM

I am deeply troubled man  :*))

Title: Re: UPO(unexplaned pet files)
Post by: Beardman on July 31, 2012, 03:41:42 AM

Quote from: wonderer on July 31, 2012, 12:00:42 AM

I am deeply troubled man  :*))

Aren't we all... That is some pretty crazy pet behaviour though. It does seem as though she is impersonating you guys though!

Title: Re: UPF(unexplaned pet files)
Post by: Mikekoz13 on July 31, 2012, 05:03:55 AM

Even though I think you may be a little crazy  ;)... I changed it for you!

Title: Re: UPF(unexplaned pet files)
Post by: wonderer on July 31, 2012, 05:06:54 AM

Thanks Mike !  O0

Title: Re: UPF(unexplaned pet files)
Post by: wonderer on July 31, 2012, 07:54:16 AM

Alright guys this is my finding  about Don Piano (Taken from Urban dictionary ):
Don Piano:a person ,during temporary lapse of consciousness ,self control or bodily function may be referred as"Don Piano".Often taken as a higher state of being.This side effects may include :spontaneous nakedness,caterwaling,wild flying of limbs constipation of brain function and whole lotta dance  :*))