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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on May 07, 2007, 12:38:58 PM

Title: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 07, 2007, 12:38:58 PM: Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: Paul on May 07, 2007, 12:43:08 PM: Ok, with that ONE I'm coming up with paulie :Xo!
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 07, 2007, 02:28:23 PM: I'll get 2 case of beer than
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: Paul on May 07, 2007, 04:25:18 PM: I'll make sure the mugs are "frosted"
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: champ007 on May 07, 2007, 05:54:53 PM: Quote from: Paul on May 07, 2007, 04:25:18 PM
I'll make sure the mugs are "frosted"
With Mayo?? :*))
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: PBurke on May 07, 2007, 07:37:32 PM: dude. did it hurt coming up with that one? it should have.
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 07, 2007, 09:24:23 PM: geez you guys are rough on a fella..... everyone is a critic
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: Robmeister on May 07, 2007, 10:19:44 PM: Quote from: frostillicus123 on May 07, 2007, 09:24:23 PM
geez you guys are rough on a fella..... everyone is a critic

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Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: MagmaBabe on May 07, 2007, 11:39:50 PM: ahahaha! Well, I love your jokes frosty..keep 'em coming! ;D
Title: Re: The History of Cinco de Mayo
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 08, 2007, 08:30:36 AM: Thankfully someone who appricates my sense of humour, and she's hot.... that's all that matters....