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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Kajun on May 04, 2007, 09:49:27 PM

Title: Living Backwards
Post by: Kajun on May 04, 2007, 09:49:27 PM

LIVING BACKWARD
 
 
Why I want to live my life backward!!!
 
You start out dead 
and get that out of the way right off the bat. 
 
Then you wake up in a nursing home 
feeling better every day. 
 
When you get kicked out of the home 
for being too healthy. 
 
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
 
Then when you start work, 
you get a gold watch on your first day. 
 
You work 40 years or so, 
getting younger every day 
until pretty soon you're too young to work. 
 
So you go to high school:
play sports, date, drink, and party. 
 
As you get even younger,
you become a kid again. 
 
You go to elementary school,
you play, and have no responsibilities.
 
In a few years you become a baby
and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
 
You spend your last 9 months 
floating peacefully in luxurious,
 spa-like conditions:
central heating, 
room service on tap. 
 
Until finally 





 
You finish off as an orgasm. 
 
 
I Rest My Case.
Title: Re: Living Backwards
Post by: PBurke on May 04, 2007, 09:59:11 PM
sounds like a good deal to me.
Title: Re: Living Backwards
Post by: Koaa2 on May 04, 2007, 10:59:57 PM
Seems like all we do is want to finish off having an orgasim!
Title: Re: Living Backwards
Post by: Shiny on May 06, 2007, 09:02:14 AM
It all sounded really nice Kajun until I remembered that you'd be finishing off with another mans orgasm. 
Title: Re: Living Backwards
Post by: PigPen on May 07, 2007, 04:10:34 PM
Why ya gotta ruin the dream, Shiny?
Title: Re: Living Backwards
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 08, 2007, 08:32:33 AM
Yeah but we call him dad, so why not give him just a little pleasure after all we put him through in high school and what not
Title: Re: Living Backwards
Post by: Shiny on May 08, 2007, 09:00:30 AM
Why ya gotta ruin the dream, Shiny?
Ya you're right, my bad  :-[
It was such a nice dream too