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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Slynito on January 25, 2012, 09:56:10 PM

Title: What am I?
Post by: Slynito on January 25, 2012, 09:56:10 PM

What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?

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Title: Re: What am I?
Post by: Paul the Headblader on January 25, 2012, 11:22:41 PM

I knew that one!
and it's still a good one!