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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on May 03, 2007, 09:59:47 AM

Title: String Theory
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 03, 2007, 09:59:47 AM

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 03, 2007, 02:07:48 PM

Okay that's enough of that!  GO TO YOUR ROOM!   :x!

Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 04, 2007, 09:03:20 AM

sorry sir

Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 04, 2007, 01:17:13 PM

Oh the pain!    :*))

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Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: PigPen on May 04, 2007, 02:22:18 PM

That's funny stuff Sarge!

Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: frostillicus123 on May 05, 2007, 12:01:29 AM

Sarg totally took over this joke

Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 05, 2007, 07:12:32 PM

I'm a bad little grunt... I'll be going to my room now!   :-X

Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: Shiny on May 06, 2007, 08:54:57 AM

Quote from: frostillicus123 on May 05, 2007, 12:01:29 AM

Sarg totally took over this joke

I guess your thread got hijoked   ;)

Title: Re: String Theory
Post by: Robmeister on May 06, 2007, 10:21:50 AM

Quote from: Shiny on May 06, 2007, 08:54:57 AM

Quote from: frostillicus123 on May 05, 2007, 12:01:29 AM

Sarg totally took over this joke

I guess your thread got hijoked   ;)

And along comes Shiny!!!  ;D