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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Slynito on January 03, 2012, 08:49:23 AM

Title: Army Issued...
Post by: Slynito on January 03, 2012, 08:49:23 AM
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Title: Re: Army Issued...
Post by: CraftyGuy on January 03, 2012, 11:49:52 AM
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.


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Title: Re: Army Issued...
Post by: Arnie on January 09, 2012, 08:27:46 AM
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Title: Re: Army Issued...
Post by: LAGLE on January 16, 2012, 06:28:59 PM
lmao.
Title: Re: Army Issued...
Post by: Paul the Headblader on January 16, 2012, 09:42:46 PM
he lawl:D