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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: stasiu on December 24, 2011, 01:29:22 PM

Title: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: stasiu on December 24, 2011, 01:29:22 PM: What if Santa really was sly with a full white beard and wearing medium-size gold hoop earings? Would that change our perception today? Would children be afraid or comfortable with the jolly holiday character ? Would we all be getting razors under our Christmas trees ? HO HO HO ... SBG is the only way to GO GO GO !
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Mike on December 24, 2011, 01:35:32 PM: The Santa I was raised with was always Sly. When I started going to school and saw that Santa had hair, it just wasnt right
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Itall on December 24, 2011, 01:43:04 PM: It's hard to believe that a guy that old has any hair left anyway. Haha.
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: TheSlyBear on December 24, 2011, 01:44:10 PM: I agree. Whenever I see a Santa with long hippie hair, I cringe. Santa is bald with a magnificent white fringe! We'll need to introduce him to the HeadBlade so he can go fully sly! 8)
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Paul the Headblader on December 24, 2011, 02:23:54 PM: hehe, that's a good one.
Maybe sly wasn't that powerful when the Coca Cola company invented santa.
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Mike on December 24, 2011, 02:57:43 PM: This is a bald/balding Santa and what they should look like

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rudolph+the+red+nosed+reindeer+santa&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&tbnid=RFL9Ff1UXuMb8M:&imgrefurl=http://thefineartdiner.blogspot.com/2011/12/misfits-nitwits-rudolph-red-nosed.html&docid=__cYt43XUsQ5UM&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3V_EzCrbNEc/TuU_5cpJneI/AAAAAAAAB-8/KtHE6flvvcs/s1600/zz%252Brudolph%252Band%252Bsanta%252B900_rudolph_red_nosed_reindeer_blu-ray_8.jpg&w=900&h=673&ei=FUn2TtmXJen3sQLn5ailAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=450&vpy=143&dur=806&hovh=194&hovw=260&tx=112&ty=90&sig=112755300460495152173&page=5&tbnh=134&tbnw=168&start=88&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:88
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Slynito on December 25, 2011, 08:06:34 AM: Right on...hair on Santa is like a saddle on a sow, it fitn't dit! :/O
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Arnie on December 25, 2011, 02:09:16 PM: More aerodynamic...

If he had hair, it would slow him down.
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: TheSlyBear on December 25, 2011, 04:56:38 PM: Wrong, wrong, wrong:

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-AuIPUocp4o4%2FTt-Sl4E5YaI%2FAAAAAAAALV4%2FVheG5AsZ5DM%2Fs640%2Fchevy%2Bsanta.JPG&hash=aa317118a2856a730ab68deafe577bce21b1f56f)

(though I will admit the the choice of the peppermint-striped tie was good.)

Much better:
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbonniegunkel.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F12%2Fready-santa-6302.jpg%3Fw%3D590%26amp%3Bh%3D442&hash=78c8152b3901566f8fe35e816897f928e4931e7b)
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Itall on December 25, 2011, 05:16:59 PM: Agreed
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: imaginary on January 31, 2012, 02:22:12 PM: "The real Santa" has a head of hair. And he sleeps with his beard out. Watch Miracle on 34th Street for that one.
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: LAGLE on January 31, 2012, 03:23:30 PM: Sly Santa
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: marshd1000 on February 05, 2012, 10:39:15 PM: I think I have the potential to be a Sly Santa!

PS...sorry about the small size of the pics! I can't get them to resize correctly!
Title: Re: What If Santa Really Was Sly ?
Post by: Slynito on February 06, 2012, 04:41:01 AM: Yep, you got a lot of potential fer sure. :*))