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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Slynito on December 21, 2011, 08:56:43 AM
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My friends and I see a guy in a bar and he is about as drunk as it's possible to get.
We decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First we stand him up so we can get to his wallet to find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down.
He falls down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.
After we get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.
His wife comes to the door, and I say, " Your husband had a little too much tonight so we brought him home."
The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?
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:*)) :*)) O0
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OMG, so owned!
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O0
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Good one O0 I suppose one could fashion some additions to the joke so as to be able to use the phrase 'paralytic paraplegic'.
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That's a good juan, Señior Cinco.....I laughed, I snorted and I dang near coughed up a lung.
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That's a great joke.
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That's a good juan, Señior Cinco.....I laughed, I snorted and I dang near coughed up a lung.
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I do try! But your jokes are always pretty slyNEATO...
ok that was awful, it sounded better before I typed it, but I have to post it for posterity now.
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Imma sittin' here on my posterity enjoyin' all the punz. ;D
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