Sly Bald Guys Forum

Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Slynito on December 18, 2011, 07:08:28 PM

Title: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
Post by: Slynito on December 18, 2011, 07:08:28 PM
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

      The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his ca r when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"  The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

      The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.  I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in and, when I finished, it worked just like new.  So how is that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?"


      The cardiologist paused, leaned over and, with a small grin, whispered to the mechanic . "Try doing it with the engine running."
Title: Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
Post by: -Doug- on December 18, 2011, 08:01:54 PM
Good one!
Title: Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
Post by: Tyler on December 18, 2011, 09:17:17 PM
Nice!
Title: Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
Post by: Itall on December 18, 2011, 10:04:24 PM
Nice. This MD likes.
Title: Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
Post by: Paul the Headblader on December 18, 2011, 11:47:25 PM
hehe :D
good one.
Title: Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
Post by: Slyfive on December 19, 2011, 12:36:10 PM
Awesome! That beats all the others medical jokes I've heard
Title: Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
Post by: Arnie on December 23, 2011, 11:02:59 PM
 O0 :*)) :D