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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on April 29, 2007, 09:03:26 AM

Title: Virginia Virgin
Post by: frostillicus123 on April 29, 2007, 09:03:26 AM

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

Title: Re: Virginia Virgin
Post by: PBurke on April 29, 2007, 09:05:25 AM

that hits really close to home with pigpen. sounds like his courtship. :*))

Title: Re: Virginia Virgin
Post by: Tom McGarry. on April 29, 2007, 10:32:56 AM

 ;D ;D :*)) :*)) :*)) ;D ;D :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Virginia Virgin
Post by: OzPete on April 29, 2007, 10:45:23 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))  :*))

Title: Re: Virginia Virgin
Post by: jusbnme on April 30, 2007, 04:39:48 AM

 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Virginia Virgin
Post by: PigPen on April 30, 2007, 07:17:50 AM

Does sound awfully damn familiar..........

Title: Re: Virginia Virgin
Post by: Noner on April 30, 2007, 07:52:58 AM

You know I read this topic's subject header way too fast.


 O:O

Title: Re: Virginia Virgin
Post by: young_n_sly on April 30, 2007, 10:42:25 AM

 ;D :*)) O0