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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Drackare on April 28, 2007, 03:57:17 PM

Title: Dr. visit
Post by: Drackare on April 28, 2007, 03:57:17 PM

A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange
development of a green spot on the inside of each thigh.
They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be
getting worse.
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem,
and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rings.
Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem.
But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammers, "Why, Yes, but how did you know?"
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Title: Re: Dr. visit
Post by: PBurke on April 28, 2007, 09:41:26 PM

that is funny right there.

Title: Re: Dr. visit
Post by: OzPete on April 28, 2007, 09:48:27 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Dr. visit
Post by: jusbnme on April 30, 2007, 04:58:00 AM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Dr. visit
Post by: PigPen on April 30, 2007, 07:15:32 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) I love it!

Title: Re: Dr. visit
Post by: Koaa2 on April 30, 2007, 11:07:06 AM

I wonder what her earrings are made of!

Title: Re: Dr. visit
Post by: Paul on April 30, 2007, 07:02:10 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))  Wait till I find that salesgirl, she swore they were 14 carat.