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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Mike on November 06, 2011, 08:36:05 PM

Title: Scotch...
Post by: Mike on November 06, 2011, 08:36:05 PM

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store
owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?" 
"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"

Title: Re: Scotch...
Post by: -Doug- on November 07, 2011, 07:06:45 AM

 :*)) :*))

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Post by: Papa Don on November 07, 2011, 08:11:32 AM

 ;D Too Funny!!!

Title: Re: Scotch...
Post by: Sly Red on November 07, 2011, 08:15:16 AM

As a Scotch drinker I take offense to that!   :*))  $#*t

Red

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Post by: BaldHDbiker on November 07, 2011, 08:52:17 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

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Post by: Paul the Headblader on November 07, 2011, 09:02:39 AM

ugh, a tough one:D

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Post by: Slynito on November 07, 2011, 09:50:27 AM

Good use for Scotch ...funny story!  :*))

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Post by: Arnie on November 07, 2011, 11:13:57 AM

Instant classic...doesn't even have to be aged for 12 years!!! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))