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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 03:53:47 PM

Title: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 03:53:47 PM
This guy talks way too much but he really does look a lot better shaved:

http://youtube.com/v/4ITjcA9hs4Q
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 07:10:57 PM
Yes, he does talk too much and yes, he does look much better without hair!
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 02, 2011, 07:28:20 PM
If I had colo(u)red my hair jet black at his age, I'd have also wanted to shave it off PDQ.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 07:39:50 PM
Does anyone think that it isn't obvious when a man dyes his hair?  When I had hair, it wasn't uniform in color.  That's the giveaway that it's dyed -the color is perfectly uniform.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 07:41:22 PM
An even bigger giveaway is that impossible shade of jet black that so many people seem to favor.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 02, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
I agree. Dyed brown is one thing, but dyed jet gothic darkest darkest black is something else :o
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 07:45:01 PM
I don't get the fascination with jet black.  Few people I know or see have naturally jet black hair.  Maybe it isn't dye, but just shoe polish.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 07:47:12 PM
I don't get the fascination with jet black.  Few people I know or see have naturally jet black hair.  Maybe it isn't dye, but just shoe polish.

Well, if your hair was black to begin with, I suppose there aren't too many options.  You either try to dye the greys black so they blend in with the rest of the hair or change the all-over color completely to a lighter shade, like women do, which would be a drastic change and immediately obvious.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 02, 2011, 07:47:59 PM
Nobody has jet black hair. Not even people with really really dark hair actually have black hair, its always very very dark brown that LOOKS dark enough to be black, but it isnt.

To me, any guy with jet black hair from a bottle looks like an Elvis impersonator.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 07:50:44 PM
Nobody has jet black hair. Not even people with really really dark hair actually have black hair, its always very very dark brown that LOOKS dark enough to be black, but it isnt.

To me, any guy with jet black hair from a bottle looks like an Elvis impersonator.

I think the jet black shades are intended for people with darker complexions.  I don't think it would look as obvious on Asians or anybody with darker skin.  On white people it just emphasizes the paleness of the skin and looks fake.  On the other hand, it doesn't look too good with Wayne Newton's fake tan, either.   ???
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 02, 2011, 07:53:39 PM
Wayne Newton looks like a dick anyway, even if he didnt have jet black hair.

I think jet black coloured hair can look ok on some women, but never on a man. Eww. I think Vegas probably houses the biggest population of men with phoney black hair. They're everywhere you look, and they're usually pretty old with milky white skin

*puke*
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 07:57:20 PM
Well, what would you expect in Vegas - there's nothing natural there at all!  Atlantic City has its share of milky white / jet black guys too.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
Well, what would you expect in Vegas - there's nothing natural there at all!  Atlantic City has its share of milky white / jet black guys too.

Don't forget that the brown shades tend to fade and oxidize and turn that funny rust orange color. 
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 08:00:22 PM
Yes - and imagine how that looks when you have the fake orange tan to go with it.  You'd look like a rusty nail!
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
If I had colo(u)red my hair jet black at his age, I'd have also wanted to shave it off PDQ.

BTW, he's 49 years old.  I just looked it up.  A bit of a shyster, too it seems:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Sylver
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 08:02:11 PM
Yes - and imagine how that looks when you have the fake orange tan to go with it.  You'd look like a rusty nail!

Sort of like this, you mean?

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi318.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fmm407%2Frhorgan68%2Fcarrot-top-surgery.jpg&hash=9fa8616466cb913adfc12ba20fe2d3a6bbf3b9a3)
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 02, 2011, 08:03:22 PM
Maybe I just need new glasses, but why do so many guys who are younger than me look older than me? :o And why do so many guys my age look like my grandpa?

Not that I have a grandpa, but you get the drift
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 08:05:49 PM
When that happens to me I never know whether to feel good that I look better than those people or to feel bad because I'm actually older than people who look like that.  :-\
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 08:09:29 PM
I'm convinced that other people just age faster than I do.  Maybe it's time I had my eyes checked...
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 08:11:32 PM
Yes - and imagine how that looks when you have the fake orange tan to go with it.  You'd look like a rusty nail!

Sort of like this, you mean?

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi318.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fmm407%2Frhorgan68%2Fcarrot-top-surgery.jpg&hash=9fa8616466cb913adfc12ba20fe2d3a6bbf3b9a3)

That is not a person I would want to run into on the street!
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 02, 2011, 08:14:05 PM
I wouldnt want to look like any part of that guy...face, body or hair! :o

Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 02, 2011, 08:29:09 PM
Yes - and imagine how that looks when you have the fake orange tan to go with it.  You'd look like a rusty nail!

Sort of like this, you mean?

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi318.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fmm407%2Frhorgan68%2Fcarrot-top-surgery.jpg&hash=9fa8616466cb913adfc12ba20fe2d3a6bbf3b9a3)

That is not a person I would want to run into on the street!

Where would you like to run into him? >:D
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Laser Man on October 02, 2011, 08:39:09 PM
Nowhere that I can think of!
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 03, 2011, 03:00:47 AM
Isnt that the 'comedian' (and I use the term loosely) called 'Carrot Top'? He's pretty big in Las Vegas, I dont know about anywhere else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Razor X on October 03, 2011, 04:08:40 AM
Isnt that the 'comedian' (and I use the term loosely) called 'Carrot Top'? He's pretty big in Las Vegas, I dont know about anywhere else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top

Yes.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 03, 2011, 04:18:33 AM
Eww.
Title: Re: Transformation
Post by: Chavster on October 03, 2011, 04:20:33 AM
Mind you, if I had a body like that, I probably wouldnt complain. I'd have to chop my head off, but the body is ok.

I dont like being a middle aged bruiser :(