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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Head Shaving => Topic started by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 03:30:31 AM
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While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.
It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.
The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.
Ouch :( So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death.
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The sympathetic portion: I hope you've gotten the bleeding stopped. Be careful shaving around that area for a few days.
The realistic portion: You daft tosser! What were you thinking! :/O
Red
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lol. You're right, I was definitely being daft although I wasnt doing the other :o at least not at that particular moment O0
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While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.
It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.
The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.
You bled to death? How's Heaven? Good to know they have Internet there.. :)
Ouch :( So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death.
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I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it.
Your new throat slitter :/O :/O
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Youch. I've cut that area too and yeah, it bleeds like a *&^%$#@!.
Hope it'll heal up fast.
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<snip> Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is <snip>
Tarja Halonen (http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/05/conan-obrien/)
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Never never never sideways....OMG. Conan who..?
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I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.
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p.s., thanks :) No it wasnt the straight razor, just a Hydro 5. Hurt like a b1tch though. It still stings :(
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I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.
Warning: I'm about to explain a joke.
Tarja Halonen, the person on the right, is the (female) president of Finland. Their resemblance became a running joke on Conan's show (and the internet) years ago. He even traveled to Finland to meet her after she won the election.
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They dont look anything alike... she looks less goofy than he does, but they dont look alike to me :( Sorry :(
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http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1334&bih=779&q=conan+o%27brien+tarja+halonen&gbv=2&oq=conan+o%27brien+tar&aq=3&aqi=g1&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1771l5111l0l6470l11l10l0l1l1l0l149l804l3.6l9l0
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I still dont see it :(
He's making the same facial expressions in some of the pictures, but facially I dont see a physical resemblance :(
Neither of them are beauties, especially him, but apart from that...
sorry :(
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Wow, I'd swear it was his Mom or sister.
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You're kidding?? I think I must need new glasses :o
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Pretty close IMO. I dont know who I feel sorrier for her or him.
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Hope that your sore heals fast.
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Thanks :) Me too!
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They dont look anything alike... she looks less goofy than he does, but they dont look alike to me :( Sorry :(
I would say, GSGUK, that you and I, in our brief acquaintance, disagree on basics such as what mean "same" and "different." (Now watch you disagree with me for saying that!) :)
No worries:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpers_and_splitters
And stop apologizing!
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Well to me they look totally different :(
I can only speak as I find. If I start agreeing with everything and everyone just for the sake of it, it would be a little pointless joining in at all
To me, similar = Janet and LaToya, or Janet and Michael, or Jay Leno and Rose O'Donnell :o but the Irish guy and the Finnish chick? I just cant see it
Dont forget though, I've never seen either of them on tv, so maybe if I were to see them 'live', then maybe I'd see a similarity too. I just know his looks scare me a lot more than hers do!
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To me, similar = Janet and LaToya, or Janet and Michael,
Who?
/runs, ducks, and hides
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:'( :P
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My condolences on your lose of blood. Cuts in that area hurt and seem to bleed like a fountain.
As for the Conan/Halonen likeness...I can totally see it. I am a huge Conan fan. The running jokes about Finland on the show are always funny!
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Thanks :) The bleeding has stopped but its still very sore :(
I'll have to look on YouTube to see if I can see a clip of his show, preferably one that includes the Finnish woman. Maybe that'll give me a different perspective. My internet connection is so sh1tty though, I can rarely see a whole YouTube clip without it taking about 500 hours
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Ouch, done that and it's no fun
I can see the resemblance too
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I can see the resemblance too
I mean between Conan and what's her face...
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dunno why, but this reminded me of a joke
man walks into work with 2 huge bandages over both ears
"what happened to you?"
"well, I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang... I know, I'm an idiot"
"hang on, what happened to your other ear?
"well, I was finishing the shirt and the phone rang again..."
;D