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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Head Shaving => Topic started by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 03:30:31 AM

Title: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 03:30:31 AM
While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.

It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.

The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.

Ouch :( So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death.
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Sly Red on September 26, 2011, 06:54:42 AM
The sympathetic portion:  I hope you've gotten the bleeding stopped.  Be careful shaving around that area for a few days.

The realistic portion:  You daft tosser!  What were you thinking!  :/O

Red
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 06:59:37 AM
lol. You're right, I was definitely being daft although I wasnt doing the other :o at least not at that particular moment  O0

Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Daven on September 26, 2011, 08:38:28 AM
While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.

It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.

The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.


You bled to death? How's Heaven? Good to know they have Internet there.. :)
Ouch :( So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death.
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 26, 2011, 08:41:34 AM
I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it.

Your new throat slitter :/O :/O
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: TheSlyBear on September 26, 2011, 08:48:46 AM
Youch. I've cut that area too and yeah, it bleeds like a *&^%$#@!.

Hope it'll heal up fast.
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: MikeM on September 26, 2011, 08:49:35 AM
<snip> Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is <snip>

Tarja Halonen (http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/05/conan-obrien/)
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: tomgallagher on September 26, 2011, 08:58:06 AM
Never never never sideways....OMG. Conan who..?
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 09:35:36 AM
I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.

Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 09:36:38 AM
p.s., thanks :) No it wasnt the straight razor, just a Hydro 5. Hurt like a b1tch though. It still stings :(
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: MikeM on September 26, 2011, 09:50:21 AM
I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.

Warning: I'm about to explain a joke.

Tarja Halonen, the person on the right, is the (female) president of Finland. Their resemblance became a running joke on Conan's show (and the internet) years ago. He even traveled to Finland to meet her after she won the election.
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 09:55:00 AM
They dont look anything alike... she looks less goofy than he does, but they dont look alike to me :( Sorry :(

Title: Re: Moron
Post by: MikeM on September 26, 2011, 09:57:10 AM
http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1334&bih=779&q=conan+o%27brien+tarja+halonen&gbv=2&oq=conan+o%27brien+tar&aq=3&aqi=g1&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1771l5111l0l6470l11l10l0l1l1l0l149l804l3.6l9l0
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 10:01:47 AM
I still dont see it :(

He's making the same facial expressions in some of the pictures, but facially I dont see a physical resemblance :(

Neither of them are beauties, especially him, but apart from that...

sorry :(

 
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: TheSlyBear on September 26, 2011, 10:27:24 AM
Wow, I'd swear it was his Mom or sister.
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 10:29:58 AM
You're kidding?? I think I must need new glasses :o
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: tomgallagher on September 26, 2011, 10:33:16 AM
Pretty close IMO. I dont know who I feel sorrier for her or him.
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: baldjoeg on September 26, 2011, 10:48:35 AM
Hope that your sore heals fast.
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
Thanks :) Me too!
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: MikeM on September 26, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
They dont look anything alike... she looks less goofy than he does, but they dont look alike to me :( Sorry :(

I would say, GSGUK, that you and I, in our brief acquaintance, disagree on basics such as what mean "same" and "different." (Now watch you disagree with me for saying that!)  :)

No worries:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpers_and_splitters

And stop apologizing!

Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 10:58:56 AM
Well to me they look totally different :(

I can only speak as I find. If I start agreeing with everything and everyone just for the sake of it, it would be a little pointless joining in at all

To me, similar = Janet and LaToya, or Janet and Michael, or Jay Leno and Rose O'Donnell :o but the Irish guy and the Finnish chick? I just cant see it

Dont forget though, I've never seen either of them on tv, so maybe if I were to see them 'live', then maybe I'd see a similarity too. I just know his looks scare me a lot more than hers do!



Title: Re: Moron
Post by: MikeM on September 26, 2011, 11:22:53 AM
To me, similar = Janet and LaToya, or Janet and Michael,

Who?

/runs, ducks, and hides
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 11:23:31 AM
 :'( :P
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: -Doug- on September 26, 2011, 12:05:04 PM
My condolences on your lose of blood. Cuts in that area hurt and seem to bleed like a fountain.

As for the Conan/Halonen likeness...I can totally see it. I am a huge Conan fan. The running jokes about Finland on the show are always funny!
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 12:07:39 PM
Thanks :) The bleeding has stopped but its still very sore :(

I'll have to look on YouTube to see if I can see a clip of his show, preferably one that includes the Finnish woman. Maybe that'll give me a different perspective. My internet connection is so sh1tty though, I can rarely see a whole YouTube clip without it taking about 500 hours
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: PigPen on September 26, 2011, 02:09:38 PM
Ouch, done that and it's no fun

I can see the resemblance too
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: PigPen on September 26, 2011, 02:10:30 PM


I can see the resemblance too

I mean between Conan and what's her face...
Title: Re: Moron
Post by: Spog on September 26, 2011, 02:15:57 PM
dunno why, but this reminded me  of a joke

man walks into work with 2 huge bandages over both ears

"what happened to you?"

"well, I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang... I know, I'm an idiot"

"hang on, what happened to your other ear?

"well, I was finishing the shirt and the phone rang again..."

 ;D