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Title: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 12:15:51 PM
It has made my head feel very smooth, but eww... I cant stand the feeling of it on my hands.

Do you many of you use it?
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Razor X on September 19, 2011, 12:17:17 PM
No, my skin is oily enough as it is.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 12:18:26 PM
Really? It doesnt look too oily.

I've had to use a face exfoliator to get it off my hands. Eww.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: gumbii on September 19, 2011, 12:35:34 PM
i use cocoa butter baby oil on my head... but i have super dry scalp...
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 12:37:36 PM
On a shaved head, WTF?  :/O I use it or Shave Secret under the lather--but after shaving never--imagine a shiny baby's butt--smooth as, okay, smelling like one, not for this guy.  I get enough shine naturally.  After shave for me is Nivea Extreme balm, then so sunscreen and finally a little aloe gel, but baby oil--sounds like you've got too much time on your hands in addition to baby oil.  But hey, different strokes for different folks--I'm very accepting :D, so if it floats your boat.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 01:13:29 PM
:o if you have enough shine naturally, why put Aloe on your head? All that really does (or all thats been scientifically proven beyond a doubt) is to put a shine on your head

I tried baby oil today because my scalp was feeling a little dry. I use all kinds of things, depending on my mood, but baby oil is something I hardly ever use because of the feel of it on my skin, and today I was reminded why I hate it so much :(

I dont like any cocoa butter products though. Shea butter is much better than cocoa butter



Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: ukjohn62 on September 19, 2011, 01:22:14 PM
I only use L'occitane cade shaving cream on my face, and their Cade after shave balm after I shave, and when I finally shave my head permanently I will probably use those on my head too.

They aren't greasy and I love the smell of juniper berries.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 01:41:27 PM
I love the smell of juniper berries.
Gin $#*t O0
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 01:42:47 PM
Yes he likes a drop of mother's ruin from time to time :)
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 01:44:39 PM
Yes he likes a drop of mother's ruin from time to time :)

Gin Lane by Hogarth comes to mind.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 01:46:59 PM
Thats way too cultured and intelligent for me :)

The only thing that comes to mind when I think of gin is a rather unfortunate incident I found myself in a few years ago in Trafalgar Square :o

Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: gumbii on September 19, 2011, 02:43:36 PM
maybe it's the mexico part of me, but i don't know what you guys are talking about...


my dad used to throw baby oil in his hair... never knew why... so i started doing the same thing because, well, i guess he had eczema too... my dad just had it on his head, but i get it on my face and neck too... sucks... i got all of my father's bad genes... no one else but me...


btw... why did you change the before and after pic...? 'twas better than pink bike with toto basket...
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 03:36:26 PM
The only thing that comes to mind when I think of gin is a rather unfortunate incident I found myself in a few years ago in Trafalgar Square :o

Okay, tell us more--was it a "battle?"
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Razor X on September 19, 2011, 03:58:48 PM
The only thing that comes to mind when I think of gin is a rather unfortunate incident I found myself in a few years ago in Trafalgar Square :o

Okay, tell us more--was it a "battle?"

No, a bottle.     :D
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: tomgallagher on September 19, 2011, 04:19:36 PM
That wasn't you taking a whiz against Admiral Nelson was it.?
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Razor X on September 19, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   :D
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 06:35:30 PM
Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   :D
Young oil fields? :D :D :D
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 06:36:59 PM
There used to be an public toilet/lavatory/whatever you want to call it, in Trafalgar Square. It was a standalone unit, and it looked a little like a telephone booth. You go inside, you put a coin in the slot, and the door closes automatically. You take care of business, and then the door opens again, either when you push a button to open the door, or after 10 minutes. Thats the maximum amount of time you're given to take care of business. If you're not done after 10 minutes, its tough titty, the door will open whether you want it to or not.

Anyway I had so much gin (and wine) that night that I went in there to take care of business, but the two friends I was with were too desperate to wait for me to take care of my business that they crowded in there at the same time as I did, and we were so blitzed and the business took so long, that the door opened automatically and there were three guys in there instead of one, and the police officers patrolling Trafalgar Square that night thought we'd been taking care of a different type of business.

I dont know if you've ever seen Charing Cross police station. Its only a short walk from Trafalgar Square. Delightful place...
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 06:40:26 PM
I dont know if you've ever seen Charing Cross police station. Its only a short walk from Trafalgar Square. Delightful place...
:o :o :o
Almost sorry I asked!   ;D
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 06:43:18 PM
Well when I think of gin, I think of police uniforms. Not a pleasant memory.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 06:47:26 PM
Well when I think of gin, I think of police uniforms. Not a pleasant memory.
Well gin does things to people--I was taking some friends to the airport one summer between terms, their plane was delayed, we started drinking gin gimlets--I came to at the Plaza in NYC the next morning!  My wife won't let me have gin gimlets--so I sneek them in, like when she's out of town.  Those things are lethal--but fun.   O0
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 06:50:45 PM
Well the 'three guys in a can' incident was really my only alcohol-related nightmare, thankfully. I quite like feeling a little 'merry' but I hate the feeling of being drunk, so its only happened a couple of times.

Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 06:59:30 PM
Well the 'three guys in a can' incident was really my only alcohol-related nightmare.
Well, now you've got us wondering about your nightmares without alcohol? ;D
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 07:00:58 PM
Oh believe me, I have plenty of stories to tell...but that was the only one involving alcohol that I can remember. All the other times I did things I shouldnt, my mind was more or less completely sober. And that makes them even worse :o

Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 07:04:14 PM
Oh believe me, I have plenty of stories to tell...but that was the only one involving alcohol that I can remember.

Well the 'three guys in a can' incident was really my only alcohol-related nightmare, thankfully. I quite like feeling a little 'merry' but I hate the feeling of being drunk, so its only happened a couple of times.

So that should have been, ". . .a couple of times that I remember." ;D
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 07:06:58 PM
You're right :)

Booze has given me some added 'dutch courage' in the past, to do some things I wouldnt have usually had the balls to do, but that was the only time the demon drink got me into trouble. As far as I can remember ;)

However, I've become a boring old man and now I just spend my time working, eating haggis and chatting about bald heads.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 07:10:05 PM
However, I've become a boring old man and now I just spend my time working, eating haggis and chatting about bald heads.
Well, except for that haggis part--sounds like a lot of us here, although I'm going to catch it for lumping some of them with "boring old" part :D.  I thought our family Christmas delight, lutefisk, was unusual, haggis beats it hands down.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
Ok, now you know you're going to have to spill the beans, doncha. Lutefisk? :o
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 19, 2011, 07:18:35 PM
Ok, now you know you're going to have to spill the beans, doncha. Lutefisk? :o
Well the Scandavians who came here brought this with them, although they don't eat it too much in the old country my cousins tell me.  It's sort of a salt cod, cured in lye--yup lye--then when it is like a thick jellylike texture it's either roasted and served with brown butter or boiled or simmered and served with white sauce.  My wife, who's family is French and Irish, tried one taste and ordered pizza.  I kind of like the stuff, reminds me of Christmas and home--but it's a distinct taste and I don't think it can be learned or acquired, you have to be born with the gene.  The dish made it to Wikipedia--they're desperate for copy--and the only thing I don't recognize is a picture of a  plate with color--I think that's heresy for real fans of lutefisk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 07:20:06 PM
That sounds, officially, disgusting.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Razor X on September 19, 2011, 07:20:28 PM
This place is starting to resemble Fear Factor.  
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 07:25:05 PM
My fault. Im a bad influence :(
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 19, 2011, 07:52:08 PM
:o Everyone has vanished :o

 :-\  :'(
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Laser Man on September 19, 2011, 09:10:35 PM
Yikes - haggis, lutefisk, and gin-induced escapades all in the same day!  Thank goodness the day comes to close in less than an hour.  i don't think my boring old self could stand anymore excitement like this!!!!
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 20, 2011, 12:33:42 AM
I dont think you're boring. As we say here, 'there's life in the old dog yet' :D

Not that you're a dog, obviously...
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: MikeM on September 20, 2011, 06:31:28 AM
Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   :D

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on September 20, 2011, 06:32:34 AM
Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   :D

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.

Hmmm--"Modest Proposal"--very Swift comment. ;)
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Razor X on September 20, 2011, 07:36:34 AM
Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   :D

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.

That's what I was afraid of.    :D
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: tomgallagher on September 20, 2011, 08:40:12 AM
Sort of like "Soylent Green".
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: TheSlyBear on September 20, 2011, 08:58:41 PM
Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   :D

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.

Rachel Ray calls it EVBO.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: baldjoeg on September 25, 2011, 07:06:47 PM
I use a little baby oil before I put on shaving lather to shave. IT makes the shave much smoother.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: MikeM on September 25, 2011, 07:33:14 PM
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Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: MikeM on September 25, 2011, 07:51:37 PM
Rachel Ray calls it EVBO.

Surely she calls it "EVBO -- Extra Virgin Baby Oil."
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: TheSlyBear on September 26, 2011, 08:45:56 AM
That's right, the purpose of an acronym is so that you can explain what it means right after you say it, right? Saves so much time!
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: tomgallagher on September 26, 2011, 09:06:12 AM
That's right, the purpose of an acronym is so that you can explain what it means right after you say it, right? Saves so much time!

LOL.
Title: Re: I just massaged Baby Oil into my head
Post by: Chavster on September 26, 2011, 09:34:25 AM
That's right, the purpose of an acronym is so that you can explain what it means right after you say it, right? Saves so much time!

 :*))