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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on April 19, 2007, 03:03:30 AM

Title: Condoms
Post by: frostillicus123 on April 19, 2007, 03:03:30 AM

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Tyler on April 19, 2007, 03:05:34 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: PigPen on April 19, 2007, 07:00:17 AM

 :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: jusbnme on April 19, 2007, 07:50:11 AM

I started laughing  ;D at that but then realized  :-\ how true it is and now I'm crying uncontrollably.  :'(

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: PigPen on April 19, 2007, 08:03:59 AM

Quote from: Lance on April 19, 2007, 07:50:11 AM

I started laughing  ;D at that but then realized  :-\ how true it is and now I'm crying uncontrollably.  :'(

My heart goes out to ya bro. I know how ya feel..........

Tyler is still in the honeymoon phase, he has yet to feel the pain....lol

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: tomgallagher on April 19, 2007, 08:33:58 AM

Ain't it the truth.... :*))

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: schro on April 19, 2007, 10:22:18 AM

Ha Ha Ha  :*))
then
Waaah Waaah Waaah  :'(

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: frostillicus123 on April 19, 2007, 02:37:50 PM

I'm not even married and I don't think we'd use 12 a year it's so brutal.

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: OzPete on April 20, 2007, 05:14:01 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: HotCajun on April 24, 2007, 03:22:20 PM

I don't get it.....oh....that's right, I'm not married  :*)) :*)) :*))    :P