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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Drackare on April 14, 2007, 08:46:44 PM
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A man wakes up one morning and there's a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!
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lol got to protect the boys at all cost! ;D
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HAHAHA
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one!!!
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:D :D :D :D O0 O0
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No that's funny.... :*))
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Dude, I don't know if its just me, but I could never shoot a poor animal... If it were me, I would replace the shot gun with a Steak! let him bite some dead meat, and not go for my meat!
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Dude, I don't know if its just me, but I could never shoot a poor animal... If it were me, I would replace the shot gun with a Steak! let him bite some dead meat, and not go for my meat!
I couldn't either..but thats why it is a joke LOL
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