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Discussions About Being Bald => To be or not be...Bald => Topic started by: jeff_ers on March 24, 2011, 07:05:32 PM

Title: Hypnosis
Post by: jeff_ers on March 24, 2011, 07:05:32 PM
I wish i could just be hypnotized into shaving my head bald would make things a hell of alot easier!

If only ...

anyone else wish the same thing?
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: buddha on March 25, 2011, 07:08:23 AM
I think they call it Old Bushmills.  dr!#k !*u%e

But seriously, if you have to get hypnotized to do it maybe it's not the right time.
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: Patrick on March 25, 2011, 09:09:50 AM
It's not necessary to be hypnotized. Believe me.

If only you will wish it it will become true.
You just need to wish.
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: Mikekoz13 on March 25, 2011, 03:00:08 PM
I'm going to help you with this AND save you some money. Now listen closely..........

Walk into your bathroom and place your razor and shave cream on the sink.
Look at youself intently in the mirror.
Relax.
Repeat these words to yourself: "I'll look great SLY. Worrying over hair is stupid. Hair loss is NOT a tsunami."
Repeat those words a little more quietly..............
Repeat those words at a whisper....................
Relax.............

Now listen to me while you remain relaxed.
When I snap my fingers you will look in the mirror and smile at the thought of how great you will look SLY.
You will then pick up your shave cream and razor and shave your head while singing "I Can See Clearly Now the Rain is Gone".
When you finish you will smile at the glory and beauty that IS your new SLY self.

SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No thanks necessary........................ enjoy.
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: buddha on March 26, 2011, 07:51:47 AM
I guess this is why tattoo parlors insist on customers being sober when they get inked. My contention remains that if the decision to sly or not to sly causes that much tension then it might be best to wait and see. But while you're waiting try to determine what the cause of the tension is, whether you, yourself, have a hang-up about sly and what you need to do with regard to that or whether you are apprehensive about the reaction you will get from others.
This brings to mind an old saying in men's psychotherapy circles having to do with the only 2 questions a man must ask himself:
1) Where am I going? and
2) Who is going with me?
And God help you if you get them in the wrong order.
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: Arnie on March 26, 2011, 09:57:21 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: Alexander215 on March 26, 2011, 04:20:01 PM
I guess this is why tattoo parlors insist on customers being sober when they get inked. My contention remains that if the decision to sly or not to sly causes that much tension then it might be best to wait and see. But while you're waiting try to determine what the cause of the tension is, whether you, yourself, have a hang-up about sly and what you need to do with regard to that or whether you are apprehensive about the reaction you will get from others.
This brings to mind an old saying in men's psychotherapy circles having to do with the only 2 questions a man must ask himself:
1) Where am I going? and
2) Who is going with me?
And God help you if you get them in the wrong order.

You can not legally give consent while under the influence, which puts the shop in jeopardy so if you sign a waiver it isn't legal. It also thins the blood preventing the ink from "sticking" as well too.
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: jeff_ers on May 08, 2011, 09:20:42 AM
now this is very encouraging ha ha its deffinatly got me thinking about it more ...

I'm going to help you with this AND save you some money. Now listen closely..........

Walk into your bathroom and place your razor and shave cream on the sink.
Look at youself intently in the mirror.
Relax.
Repeat these words to yourself: "I'll look great SLY. Worrying over hair is stupid. Hair loss is NOT a tsunami."
Repeat those words a little more quietly..............
Repeat those words at a whisper....................
Relax.............

Now listen to me while you remain relaxed.
When I snap my fingers you will look in the mirror and smile at the thought of how great you will look SLY.
You will then pick up your shave cream and razor and shave your head while singing "I Can See Clearly Now the Rain is Gone".
When you finish you will smile at the glory and beauty that IS your new SLY self.

SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No thanks necessary........................ enjoy.

i'm not sure it is the right time for me too do it just yet as it could effect my work!
Title: Re: Hypnosis
Post by: SlyCanuck on May 30, 2011, 06:54:06 PM
Hey, don't rely on a crutch like hypnosis, eventhough I am pretty sure you are just joking.  Being sly is all about confidence.  You have seen enough guys on here happy with the transition.  Square your shoulders and just do it...do it for you.  You won't regre it.