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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on April 13, 2007, 10:08:09 AM

Title: Success Is
Post by: bmwgsa on April 13, 2007, 10:08:09 AM

At age 4 success is . . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: Tyler on April 13, 2007, 10:16:07 AM

So true!

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: jusbnme on April 13, 2007, 11:16:20 AM

For sure.

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: HotCajun on April 13, 2007, 11:26:36 AM

Cut me off at AGE 69

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 11:39:54 AM

Quote from: HotCajun on April 13, 2007, 11:26:36 AM

Cut me off at AGE 69

If you insist......lol

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: jusbnme on April 13, 2007, 04:05:18 PM

When I use to get real trashed I would just take the "not peeing your pants" one.  Ok, too much info.  Now ya'll can understand why I've cut back drastically on my drinking a long time ago.  I tend to over excess everything.  And don't all ya'll laugh...The true party people and drinkers out there know exactly what I'm talking about. 

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: Paul on April 13, 2007, 04:13:03 PM

Ok, 50 is my cut off!! :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: frostillicus123 on April 15, 2007, 01:20:50 PM

Last night at my Bar some woman pissed her self.... she was maybe in her 30's it was disgusting..... and the worst part she denied it it was only water......and she stunk like urine..... could you imagine. YUCK

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: jusbnme on April 15, 2007, 01:35:03 PM

Quote from: frostillicus123 on April 15, 2007, 01:20:50 PM

Last night at my Bar some woman pissed her self.... she was maybe in her 30's it was disgusting..... and the worst part she denied it it was only water......and she stunk like urine..... could you imagine. YUCK

That right there is exactly why I have just about given up on all drinking.  I just never knew when to quit.  I wasn't a loud or obnoxious drunk.  I was just a very sloppy one.  I might have 1 beer or a mixed drink if my wife and I go out to eat once in a while but that's it.  Thanks God for my wife coming into my life, and for my son coming along, because there's no telling where I'd be right now.  Probably somewhere drunk, passed out, and pissing on myself.   >:D :-\ ???  Yeah, I know...Sad, but true.  It's funny to me though because I can look back now and think, "what the hell was wrong with me?"   

Title: Re: Success Is
Post by: schro on April 15, 2007, 01:44:39 PM

Everyone has those "I can't believe I did that" feelings after drinking one time or another. It's just some people have them more often than others.

To no one's surprise, I have had such moments in the past. I was never an angry, violent, or "wet myself" drunk, just a happy drunk.