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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on April 13, 2007, 10:04:10 AM

Title: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: bmwgsa on April 13, 2007, 10:04:10 AM
A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him the day before: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: SlickCountry on April 13, 2007, 10:07:04 AM
That's messed up.  lol
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: Tyler on April 13, 2007, 10:16:58 AM
 :*)) :*))

I'm dying laughing!!
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: jusbnme on April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
 ;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: HotCajun on April 13, 2007, 11:24:54 AM
 :*))
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 11:40:59 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: schro on April 13, 2007, 11:52:00 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: frostillicus123 on April 13, 2007, 03:36:04 PM
Dude I wear the pants in my realationship................... my girlfriend just tells me which ones to wear
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: BaldRob on April 13, 2007, 03:43:02 PM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: jusbnme on April 13, 2007, 04:08:29 PM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

ok, this all got outta hand real quick.   :D ;D :*))
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 06:27:39 PM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

ok, this all got outta hand real quick.   :D ;D :*))

Big surprise   :px :/O :D :D :/O :px
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: tomgallagher on April 13, 2007, 07:01:08 PM
A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him the day before: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

I'd be on that freakin' couch till next Xmas....LOL
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: HotCajun on April 13, 2007, 07:45:21 PM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

You like that line don't  ya.... ;)
Title: Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
Post by: CarlosMIS on April 13, 2007, 08:54:35 PM
Ok...

Dead Husband Threw Up Kick Pants Couch Nekkid Xmas???

I think I got it...  :D