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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: HotCajun on April 12, 2007, 10:59:16 PM
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Stupid Quotes
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
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I think Silverstone and Spears were the funniest ones. :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
What a complete friggen BIMBO!
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what the h#ll was silverstone even talking about. I think I lost a few brain cells just reading that one. :/O :D
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She had obviously been on the set of clueless a little too long!!! Staying in character really does have its effects!
We've given Kentwood to Mississippi, so Britany is there problem now!!!
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Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
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Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
That should be about the southside!! Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
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It could be when CERTAIN people are there, I bet!!
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It could be when CERTAIN people are there, I bet!!
But not on game day!! Other times, well, I'll agree with you...
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:x! :x! :x! Well that's why they're STUPID quotes.....duh :/O ;D
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Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
That should be about the southside!! Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
Wrigleyville not dangerous? Funny, neither is the team that plays there... @K*
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:x! :x! :x! Well that's why they're STUPID quotes.....duh :/O ;D
Yeah youse guys thats why there called stupid quotes, duh.
Great new picture Cajun.
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Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
That should be about the southside!! Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
Wrigleyville not dangerous? Funny, neither is the team that plays there... @K*
hahahaha ..... :*))
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:x! :x! :x! Well that's why they're STUPID quotes.....duh :/O ;D
Yeah youse guys thats why there called stupid quotes, duh.
Great new picture Cajun.
Thank you Gallagher