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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: aarrggh on February 19, 2011, 07:59:57 PM

Title: . Sniffer the Dog .
Post by: aarrggh on February 19, 2011, 07:59:57 PM

 A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane ,  When another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man .
 The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane .
The second man explained that he was from the Police Drug Enforcement Agency ,
and that the dog was a " Sniffing dog " .
 His name is Sniffer and he`s the best there is . I`ll show you once we get airborne, when i put him to work .
The plane took off, and once it was leveled out, the Policeman said, " Watch this " .
 He told Sniffer to search .
Sniffer jumped down , walked along the aisle , and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds .
 Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policemans arm .
The Policeman said, "Good Boy", and he turned to the man and said," That woman is in possession of marijuana,
I`m making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land .
 " Gee , Thats pretty good , replied the first man .
Once again , the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles .
 The Lab sniffed about , sat down beside a man for a few seconds , returned to it`s seat , and this time
he placed two paws on the policemans arm .
 The policeman said , That man is carrying cocaine , so again , I`m making a note of his seat number for the police . " I like it " ! , said his seat mate .
 The Policeman then told Sniffer to " search " again .
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while , sat down for a moment , and then came racing back
to the agent . jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place .
 The first  man was really disgusted by this behavior and could`nt figure out how or why a well-trained dog
would behave like that , so he asked the Policeman , " Whats going on " ? .
The Policeman nervously replied , " He`s  just found a bomb  " ! !

Title: Re: . Sniffer the Dog .
Post by: CraftyGuy on February 19, 2011, 08:16:48 PM

Oh crap!  ::)

Title: Re: . Sniffer the Dog .
Post by: Magoo on February 21, 2011, 10:55:08 PM

Good one.  ;D

Title: Re: . Sniffer the Dog .
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on February 22, 2011, 06:22:54 AM

 :*))

Title: Re: . Sniffer the Dog .
Post by: Nonick on February 22, 2011, 08:42:39 PM

OMG, I didn't quite see that one coming  aaaaaahhh  :*))