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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: HotCajun on April 11, 2007, 04:50:18 PM

Title: Taking Applications
Post by: HotCajun on April 11, 2007, 04:50:18 PM
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Title: Re: Taking Applications
Post by: PigPen on April 11, 2007, 05:28:39 PM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Title: Re: Taking Applications
Post by: Paul on April 11, 2007, 05:53:49 PM
Good one HC:*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Taking Applications
Post by: PBurke on April 11, 2007, 06:14:54 PM
that would be me in 40 years.
Title: Re: Taking Applications
Post by: PigPen on April 11, 2007, 06:40:52 PM
The old lady lookin for a man?
Title: Re: Taking Applications
Post by: PBurke on April 11, 2007, 06:49:55 PM
sssshhhhhhhhhhh!
Title: Re: Taking Applications
Post by: wpruitt on April 11, 2007, 07:23:06 PM
Good one