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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Kajun on April 11, 2007, 01:34:15 PM

Title: mowing grass and beer
Post by: Kajun on April 11, 2007, 01:34:15 PM


On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,

lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts
the grass."
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: Tyler on April 11, 2007, 01:38:00 PM


On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,

lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts
the grass."

 :*)) :*))  That was great!
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: Cam on April 11, 2007, 02:03:47 PM


On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,

lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts
the grass."

That's classic! Kudos to you, brother!
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: Medic aka Rocko on April 11, 2007, 02:04:52 PM
LMAO :*))  I'll have to remember that one.  I can usually get my wife to try mowing the yard once a year.
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: PigPen on April 11, 2007, 02:05:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: HotCajun on April 11, 2007, 02:21:59 PM
Haha
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: Paul on April 11, 2007, 03:11:17 PM
LMAO also.  That was great! O0
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: frostillicus123 on April 11, 2007, 03:30:02 PM
awesome
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: wpruitt on April 11, 2007, 03:37:18 PM
LMAO - Great one!   :D :D
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: Dtopford on April 11, 2007, 03:58:24 PM
ROFL that was a good one. :*))
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: Cam on April 11, 2007, 07:28:46 PM
What was the womans response?
Title: Re: mowing grass and beer
Post by: HotCajun on April 11, 2007, 07:35:33 PM
I bet it looked something like this  :o