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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Military/Serviceman => Topic started by: MR. CLEAN on April 11, 2007, 11:24:03 AM

Title: "Skippy List"
Post by: MR. CLEAN on April 11, 2007, 11:24:03 AM

Alright... for those not familiar, a "Skippy List" is a list of things that you are not allowed to do while in your respective service... [preferably funny and imaginative.]

Lets get this started, shall we? 

USCG: It is not Appropriate to play "In the Navy" from the Village People over the load Speakers on ship as your towing in a Naval Vessel.

Although quite humorous, still not allowed to refer to FS's as H.O.M.O.S (Handelers of Meat Onboard Ship) or F.A.G.G.'s (Food and Galley Guys).

 :*))  :D :*))  :D :*))  :D :*)) :D :*)) :D :*)) :D :*)) :D :*)) :D :*)) :D :*)) :D

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: Dtopford on April 11, 2007, 03:56:54 PM

LOL you puddle pirate  O0

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: Kajun on April 11, 2007, 04:13:20 PM

our food guys used to be called MS's ..mess specialist...now they got a fancy new name..CS..."Culinary specialist" ....they ALWAYS disgruntled! i can only imagine the things they do to our food when they are pissed off.

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: Dtopford on April 11, 2007, 11:28:40 PM

LOL I had one CS who used to get so pissed at the eggs in the morning when he cooked it was a little bit scary and I am not scared of anything LOL.

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: BaldRob on April 12, 2007, 05:57:36 AM

CS?!?!?!?  You've got to be kidding me...

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: Kajun on April 12, 2007, 10:46:33 AM

shhhhhhhh Kenny is a MS .....how bout those damn signalmen? lol

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: Dtopford on April 12, 2007, 04:45:21 PM

SKIVVY WAVERS AHOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: jasandalb on April 13, 2007, 11:08:23 AM

Funny story for you guys....dont know if it qualifies for the "skippy list" but:

I was a gunner on the M-1....When we used to head out with our Scouts we were never allowed to leave our barracks doors unlocked.  It all started when our platoon of Scouts, the night before we were headed out to the range for lane training, decided to run through the tanker barracks butt naked with just their "slouch" hats on screaming "SCOUTS OUT" and blarring "flight of the valcaries"!!!  They did it 3 times that night before someone finally locked the door!

I guess you kinda had to be there but from that point on we were never allowed to leave a door unlocked!

Title: Re: "Skippy List"
Post by: MR. CLEAN on April 14, 2007, 03:24:48 PM

The third times the Charm  :*))