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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: D.A.L.U.I. on December 22, 2010, 09:59:02 AM

Title: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on December 22, 2010, 09:59:02 AM

A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.  Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.  Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.  Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?   Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."  The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."  Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."

 

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: ozzie on December 22, 2010, 10:16:11 AM

Too funny!  :*))

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: schro on December 22, 2010, 10:45:03 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: wpruitt on December 22, 2010, 06:24:03 PM

Too funny

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: Arnie on December 22, 2010, 07:30:04 PM

Great one!!! :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: BillOnBass on December 22, 2010, 08:00:09 PM

 ;D ;D ;D  :*))  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: Jack21 on December 22, 2010, 08:15:44 PM

Being from East Texas I know too many guys like Bobby Lee.

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: Noodles on December 22, 2010, 08:27:03 PM

       
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Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: hammerdrill376 on December 23, 2010, 02:34:46 AM

Now brother..thats funny right there! O0 O0 O0

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: Mikekoz13 on December 23, 2010, 08:27:32 PM

Poor rednecks........ always being picked on................ ;)

Title: Re: Too good not to pass along--I got this from a relative!
Post by: Magoo on December 26, 2010, 01:56:33 PM

F - U - N - N - Y          :*))  :*))  :*))