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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Jack21 on October 25, 2010, 07:57:17 AM

Title: I'm sure that this is already up here
Post by: Jack21 on October 25, 2010, 07:57:17 AM

So its my first day at work as a bald guy. A female colleague says to me "What did you do? Did you go nuts?" I said, "Nah. My hair was quitting on me so I decided to fire it".

Its not funny, I know, but this is day one and I'm trying to find anything funny in this experience.

Title: Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on October 25, 2010, 09:36:46 AM

Quote from: Jack21 on October 25, 2010, 07:57:17 AM

A female colleague says to me "What did you do? Did you go nuts?" I said, "Nah. My hair was quitting on me so I decided to fire it".

;D ;D

Quote from: Jack21 on October 25, 2010, 07:57:17 AM

Its not funny, I know, but this is day one and I'm trying to find anything funny in this experience.

Oh yes it is funny, and remember you're free--no body's commenting on the "piece" or the paint or powder anymore, and you can believe they did.
 8) Live free & sly. 

Title: Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
Post by: Arnie on October 25, 2010, 10:00:06 AM

Good comeback!!!  She probably wanted to rub it!!!

Title: Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
Post by: Jack21 on October 25, 2010, 10:25:54 AM

I wish I could say that I came up with that line myself. I think I heard Matt Hasselebeck use it once on ESPN.

Title: Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
Post by: lordmage on October 27, 2010, 11:23:57 PM

a friend once commented what happened to my hair. to which i replied" i still have my hair it is just hiding from public view. :D

Title: Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
Post by: kenny57028 on October 28, 2010, 07:52:59 PM

Thats the best thing to do, I always try and come up with somethin quirky to say. It shows people that you dont care and once they see you don't its no big deal.

Title: Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
Post by: Sgt. Pate on October 28, 2010, 08:39:48 PM

I like it!   ;D

Don't be drug in to the bald criticism to laugh off your choice... be proud of your decision, it's a whole lot more than a hair style!  O0