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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on April 06, 2007, 09:46:54 AM

Title: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: bmwgsa on April 06, 2007, 09:46:54 AM

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Title: Re: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: OzPete on April 06, 2007, 05:15:52 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: PigPen on April 06, 2007, 05:38:23 PM

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: blondeguy on April 06, 2007, 07:25:20 PM

Haha...I like that.

Title: Re: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: frostillicus123 on April 09, 2007, 01:33:29 PM

hahaha

Title: Re: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: HotCajun on April 09, 2007, 01:51:22 PM

*clapping*.....that was freakin great...hahahaha

Title: Re: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: Cam on April 09, 2007, 02:28:16 PM

Ah, that poor guy. He's gonna be traumatized.

Title: Re: The Couple and the Burglar
Post by: wpruitt on April 09, 2007, 04:21:29 PM

Dang - that hurts just thinking about it!