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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmer on August 29, 2010, 08:23:25 AM
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You know why they call it a kilt don't ya? Because that's what happened to the last bastard that called mine a dress.
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blooded hell that one was good.
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You know why they call it a kilt don't ya? Because that's what happened to the last bastard that called mine a dress.
That's great! ;D
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Liked it. :*))
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Aye Laddie!
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The Scottish Ambassador likes it :*))
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This reminds me of a joke...
A Scottish boy and girl are sitting together, when she turns to him and says:
"You want to hold my hand, don't you?"
"Well, yes" he responds "but how did you know?"
"Oh, I could tell by the twinkle in your eye" she says.
Awhile passes and she turns to him and says:
"You want to kiss me, don't you?"
"Yes," he responds "but how did you know?"
"Oh, I could tell by the twinkle in your eye" she says again.
More time passes and she says:
"You want to make love to me, don't you?"
"Yes," he says "But how did you...No, wait - it was the twinkle in my eye, right?"
"Nay, lad," she says "It was the tilt in your kilt."
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The tilt in your kilt. :*)) :D
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;D
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Nice one iron horse :*))