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Title: Two Brothers
Post by: aarrggh on August 21, 2010, 07:15:15 PM

  Two brothers, 8 and 10, were talking in their bedroom .
 10-year old said, "You know,I think I`m old enough to start swearing .
  Tomorrow at breakfast I`m gonna use the word `hell " .
    His brother said, " Well if your old enough , so am I .
  I think I,ll start with the word  " ass ".
    Next day, they go downstairs to breakfast; Mother asks the 1st kid,
  What would you like for breakfast ? "
   10-year old stretches and kinda slurs, " Well hell, think i`ll have me some Cheerios."
  Mother grabs him, knocks him off his chair. He rolls into a little ball on the other side of the room .
    Mother says to the other kid,'" And what do YOU want for breakfast ? "
  8-year old says, " Well,you can bet your ass it wont be Cheerios ! "
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Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: Kojak on August 21, 2010, 08:29:15 PM

 :D :*)) O0

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: Magoo on August 24, 2010, 07:57:20 AM

It's cute. ;D

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: CraftyGuy on August 24, 2010, 08:00:38 AM

A beaut!  :*))

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on August 24, 2010, 11:25:19 AM

 :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: New_Shine on August 25, 2010, 09:36:58 AM

 :D O0 :*))

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: wpruitt on August 26, 2010, 06:04:05 PM

Another one immortalized by Grizzard