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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Kojak on August 21, 2010, 10:04:53 AM

Title: Sad but true
Post by: Kojak on August 21, 2010, 10:04:53 AM

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses & camels, & I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, & light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, & Mortgaged the Promised Land!

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: The Scottish Ambassador on August 21, 2010, 03:11:13 PM

You think you guys have it bad? Try the UK for size.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Sgt. Pate on August 21, 2010, 10:26:06 PM

We're on the "fast track" to a "One World" government!  :(

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Rob-Raz on August 22, 2010, 04:09:02 AM

 :-X   I enjoy this place too much to speak on this.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: b.driscoll on August 22, 2010, 07:54:55 AM

Couldn't have said it better myself. The ONLY thing this clown does very well is.......go on vacation!   Thank GOD we can vote him out in '12,  when we'll really need some ''change''.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Papa Don on August 22, 2010, 08:02:20 AM

Funny, I can't find anyone today that will admit voting for him!

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Mikekoz13 on August 22, 2010, 08:03:46 AM

This is a great joke ...... but be careful...... this one could turn into an ugly thing very quickly.

I hate to be a hard ass but Forum rules dictate no political discussions and a few comments are already leaning that way.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: kenny57028 on August 22, 2010, 02:44:19 PM

I think that no matter who was in office the american public would be displeased. Thing is most the people that get mad at the president are the ones that never voted in the first place.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Jemig on August 22, 2010, 03:17:10 PM

I tend to agree with Kenny. Begin from Europe I always found it strange how americans can really support someone and by the time (s)he's elected, they spit on him/her.
I think this kinda happend to almost every president (and yet....most of them are re-elected for a second term).

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Kojak on August 22, 2010, 03:35:45 PM

Quote from: Jemig on August 22, 2010, 03:17:10 PM

I tend to agree with Kenny. Begin from Europe I always found it strange how americans can really support someone and by the time (s)he's elected, they spit on him/her.
I think this kinda happend to almost every president (and yet....most of them are re-elected for a second term).

29 of 43 US Presidents have been single term presidents. Obama is the 44th president and yet to run for re-election so I did not count him in this statistic.  

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on August 22, 2010, 03:39:02 PM

Quote from: Papa Don on August 22, 2010, 08:02:20 AM

Funny, I can't find anyone today that will admit voting for him!

Wrong.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: KollegeKreed on August 22, 2010, 07:29:51 PM

Im with you, Saint.