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Title: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Mikekoz13 on July 27, 2010, 12:25:33 PM
The results of this extremely scientific poll have just been released. Read the Article below:

July 24th, 2010
Bobby A's Pub, Caledonia, Pa.

I (Mikekoz13) was in Bobby A's, a local watering hole, along with 5 fellow bikers last Saturday at approximately 1 PM. Counting my group, there were 15 men in the Pub. Of the 15 men, three were SLY (myself included).

Therefore, one can surmise that 20% of American men are now SLY.  ;)

Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on July 27, 2010, 12:34:30 PM
The results of this extremely scientific poll have just been released. Read the Article below:

July 24th, 2010
Bobby A's Pub, Caledonia, Pa.

I (Mikekoz13) was in Bobby A's, a local watering hole, along with 5 fellow bikers last Saturday at approximately 1 PM. Counting my group, there were 15 men in the Pub. Of the 15 men, three were SLY (myself included).

Therefore, one can surmise that 20% of American men are now SLY.  ;)

Who can dispute the authority of the Wizard of Koz, at least 20%.  We're almost a political special interest group! ;D
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Razor X on July 27, 2010, 07:27:19 PM
Could be as much as 30% when the margin of error is taken into account.   :D
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Mikekoz13 on July 28, 2010, 04:15:20 AM
Could be as much as 30% when the margin of error is taken into account.   :D

Uh, no.... that wold have been a Democratic survey.... this one was much more conservative.  ;)
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Papa Don on July 28, 2010, 10:54:05 AM
Hey Mike.  In response to your post, I just posted a new topic of meeting the Bald Kahuna of lunch.  When I parked the car at the restuarant there was a bald man in the parking lot that I thought might be Allen.  This man got in his car and left.   Once Allen arrived, I noticed four more sly guys in the restaurant including Allen and myself.  So---maybe there is something to this poll?
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: mangosink12572 on July 28, 2010, 01:33:07 PM
I eat every meal out eather in a diner for breakfast and another diner across the river (Hudson River) and a good restaurant for dinner every night  and  - -I have never seen less than 3-4-5-6- guys whenever I am out who are sly bald  - -a few with a horseshoe  -(they are forgiven) and we are working on them  - - -

Monday in the Beekman Arms (where the Clintons have taken every room for the wedding and their coctail Party will be Friday) There were 4 sly bald guys at the bar  - -I eat there every Monday for dinner
In the morning there are about 6 of us who see each other once or twice a week  and we all have a slick melon

I live and work in Rhinebeck,New York so I will check out some of the restaurants and bars this weekend to see how many SKLY BALD guys I can see who are attending Chelsea's wedding  - - -this is some fun place to be if you like all the Democrats  - -Most of us are not very happy with this wedding  - -but it does help the economy  - -It costs $6,000  per guest  - -somewhere between 3 and 5 million (total cost)  - -You should see the tents they have put up  - -$600,000

I will write about the wedding after it is over - - - -  If anyone has any questions



Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Kojak on July 28, 2010, 08:14:42 PM
From what I see around town daily it seem like 30% of Houston is Sly.

You ever notice when you get a new car, it seems like you notice that your model of car is all over the place, and you notice it everywhere. I guess tha is how it has been for me being Sly, I now see it all over the place.
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Sgt. Pate on July 28, 2010, 08:43:28 PM
Who can argue with "Beer Science"?  O:O
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: pdxtodd on July 28, 2010, 11:30:44 PM
I spent the last three days in Steamboat Springs Colorado.  I'm not sure I saw more than 1 other sly guy.  Must be the altitude?  Maybe hair grows better at 6,700 ft elevation?   Even at the Denver airport I didn't see many sly guys.   On a packed 757 from Denver to Portland - sly count = 1= me.    Maybe its Coors?   
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: tomgallagher on July 29, 2010, 05:44:41 AM
Strange but interesting. Maybe it is the altitude.
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Razor X on July 29, 2010, 06:56:00 PM
I can vouch for the fact that it definitely ain't the Coors.    ^-^
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on July 29, 2010, 08:03:31 PM
I can vouch for the fact that it definitely ain't the Coors.    ^-^

Yeah, "water" doesn't cause it. >:D  I don't know about real beer, but I doubt it.   :D
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: RyanJP on July 29, 2010, 08:28:11 PM
Who can argue with "Beer Science"?  O:O

I can find this study very conclusive with validity.... O0

How many of the bikers where bald.
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Big Jon on July 29, 2010, 10:16:09 PM
I work at a Wal-Mart. I see at least 10 sly customers each day. One of them even gave me shaving advice.
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Bald Kahuna on July 29, 2010, 10:26:24 PM
Aloha to All in the Hood of the Sly,

Yes, Papa Don and me had lunch at the Potato Patch north of Houston. Don told me they would through the fresh-baked dinner rolls across the room for us to catch-sure enough-what a kick that was. We had a great chat about everything from family to women to the Sly community., I have a photo that I will post tomorrow.
Re: Sly count-most of the statistics I have read claim about 35-40 million Sly in US and about 1.3-1.4 Bil. in the world. I 'm not sure how accurate but my own private observations over the past two years lead me to believe, percentage wise, there are far more black men than white men that are Sly. What are some thoughts of the members?
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: Mikekoz13 on July 30, 2010, 05:20:17 AM
Who can argue with "Beer Science"?  O:O

I can find this study very conclusive with validity.... O0

How many of the bikers where bald.

I was waiting for this question........... I was the ONLY bald biker........
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on July 30, 2010, 07:25:53 AM
I was waiting for this question........... I was the ONLY bald biker........
But the math still works, one biker in five was sly.  Validates your scientific model O0.
Title: Re: Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY
Post by: tomgallagher on July 30, 2010, 08:43:28 AM
What kind of Biker Bunch is that with only one shaved head.?...LOL. :*))