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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: MagmaBabe on April 02, 2007, 03:04:20 AM
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Once upon a time, there were three men who were lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
*disclaimer* Magmababe can not be held responsible for offending any cannibals that may be posting in the SBG forum. If this joke is found offensive, please take the following actions... go to www.Ineedasenseofhumour.com or www.personalitytransplantsareus.co.uk thankyou. ;)
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Good one MB!!! ;D O0
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Good one MB!!! ;D O0
OMG!! Lance.. please, tell your shirt to stop shouting at me!! :o
Hmm, have you joined the Schrotini fan club too? ;)
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That shirt rocks, Lance.
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Ya, I agree!! and his son looks uber cute in his!! :)
I'm already a member of the Schrotini fan club :@`
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I may have to switch to a red shirt to match my level of blushing.
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nice one Magma.... you look amazing in the middle picture, like a model or something
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That shirt rocks, Lance.
Thanks bro, and I would be honored to be a member of the Schrotini fan club. O0
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OMG!! Lance.. please, tell your shirt to stop shouting at me!! :o
WHAT!!! I'm sorry you have to speak up. I can't hear you over my shirt. ;) ;D
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OMG!! Lance.. please, tell your shirt to stop shouting at me!! :o
WHAT!!! I'm sorry you have to speak up. I can't hear you over my shirt. ;) ;D
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Love that joke :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))and LOVE those new photos :@`
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Hey, back off Lance's shirt O0. I actually it's quite subtle.
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:*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) That was great!!!!! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) Pineapple....hahahahaha
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Makes me want to swear off fruit for the rest of my life.
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Ya that one was OK MB but I'm still laughing about the hokey pokey.... and that's when the trouble started :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Now that is funny! :*))
btw I like the middle one on the bottom row... you have a beautiful smile. ;)
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I'm never going to look at Pineapple's the same!!! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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hehehe, well, it made my eyes water when I visualised it!! ;D