Sly Bald Guys Forum
Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: BikerDave on June 22, 2010, 04:38:30 PM
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There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
When you'd least expect 'em
They'd burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon!!
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There was a young man from Trent,
who's tool was so long that it bent!
So in times of trouble,
he'd fold the thing double,
and instead of coming he went!
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There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up too do,
He`d ring a doorbell,
Then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22
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There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.
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There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.
We have a winner boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.
We have a winner boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!!
*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* 8)
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There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
A tuft of grass
Grew from his ass
And he couldn't fart for weeds.
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There once was a young man that was shy. :-[
Then one day he decided to go sly. 8)
His level of cool and confidence grew. ^-^
'Cause of todo los chicas he knew. :@`
Cabeza de huevo, on the fly! O:O
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Good one Paul! O0
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There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.
hands down