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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: PigPen on March 29, 2007, 09:10:30 AM
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Subject: WINE VS WATER
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of sh*t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing it
as a public service.
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That's something to think about... dr!#k
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The Apostle Paul told his young protégé Timothy to “take a little wine for your stomachâ€.
I guess the water in Ephesus was full of bugs! :-\
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Are you sure that wasn't full of PP. chuckle, chuckle, :*))
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Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?
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works for me. LONGNECKS FOR EVERYONE!!
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Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?
Who cares? How about a round of shots?
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Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?
Who cares? How about a round of shots?
They serve wine in shots??? :-\
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However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
ANY alcohol
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Well, I guess I can quit going to AA meetings, cause now I have a legitimate reason to drink all the time....hahaha
"Mr. Officer, I couldn't drink the water.....shhhhhh don't tell anybody or we'll run out of wine, but the water has poop in it!"
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Darn PigPen, I gave up drinking a long time ago... if I have to start now I think it might just kill me!
Then again, I could use shots! Think about it... a 40 could last me a week! :*))
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Darn PigPen, I gave up drinking a long time ago... if I have to start now I think it might just kill me!
Then again, I could use shots! Think about it... a 40 could last me a week! :*))
:*))
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However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
ANY alcohol
Am already following your advice Dr. PigPen
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What is this "water" that people are talking about??
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Yeah, WTF is wrong with you people :Xo! !?
I need another Schrotini. It's good for what ails ya' O0
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I'll take 2 shots of Jager over here!
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Yes!!! I was looking for the perfect excuse to start drinking again so that my wife couldn't bitch at me too much. b!3r Thanks PigPen. O0 ;D You may be hearing from my wife though. >:( :Xo! :popo
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Glad to help