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Title: Wine VS Water
Post by: PigPen on March 29, 2007, 09:10:30 AM
Subject: WINE VS WATER

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.
 
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember:


 
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of sh*t.
 
There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing it
as a public service.
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: SlickCountry on March 29, 2007, 11:10:18 AM
 That's something to think about...  dr!#k
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: Sgt. Pate on March 29, 2007, 11:44:23 AM
The Apostle Paul told his young protégé Timothy to “take a little wine for your stomach”.

I guess the water in Ephesus was full of bugs!   :-\
 
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: tomgallagher on March 29, 2007, 12:17:36 PM
Are you sure that wasn't full of PP. chuckle, chuckle, :*))
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: Cy on March 29, 2007, 12:44:04 PM
Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: PBurke on March 29, 2007, 01:09:41 PM
works for me. LONGNECKS FOR EVERYONE!!
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: PigPen on March 29, 2007, 01:36:28 PM
Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?

Who cares? How about a round of shots?
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: Sgt. Pate on March 29, 2007, 01:45:57 PM
Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?

Who cares? How about a round of shots?

They serve wine in shots???  :-\
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: PigPen on March 29, 2007, 01:47:16 PM
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

ANY alcohol
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: HotCajun on March 29, 2007, 01:57:59 PM
Well, I guess I can quit going to AA meetings, cause now I have a legitimate reason to drink all the time....hahaha

"Mr. Officer, I couldn't drink the water.....shhhhhh don't tell anybody or we'll run out of wine, but the water has poop in it!"
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: Sgt. Pate on March 29, 2007, 06:02:13 PM
Darn PigPen, I gave up drinking a long time ago... if I have to start now I think it might just kill me!

Then again, I could use shots!  Think about it... a 40 could last me a week!   :*))
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: HotCajun on March 29, 2007, 06:27:46 PM
Darn PigPen, I gave up drinking a long time ago... if I have to start now I think it might just kill me!

Then again, I could use shots!  Think about it... a 40 could last me a week!   :*))

 :*))
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: Paul on March 29, 2007, 06:47:39 PM
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

ANY alcohol

Am already following your advice Dr. PigPen
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: BaldRob on March 29, 2007, 09:10:59 PM
What is this "water" that people are talking about??
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: schro on March 29, 2007, 09:16:42 PM
Yeah, WTF is wrong with you people  :Xo! !?
I need another Schrotini. It's good for what ails ya'  O0
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: Cam on March 29, 2007, 10:32:37 PM
I'll take 2 shots of Jager over here!
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: jusbnme on March 30, 2007, 05:10:17 AM
Yes!!!  I was looking for the perfect excuse to start drinking again so that my wife couldn't bitch at me too much.  b!3r  Thanks PigPen.   O0  ;D  You may be hearing from my wife though.  >:( :Xo!  :popo
Title: Re: Wine VS Water
Post by: PigPen on March 30, 2007, 09:38:49 AM
Glad to help