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Discussions About Being Bald => Reactions to being Bald => Topic started by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 10:31:34 AM

Title: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 10:31:34 AM
I've been pulling ridiculous amounts of ass the past couple weeks.  Just this past week, I've scored 5 numbers.  And these women are gorgeous, some of the most beautiful women in my city.  I'm not trying to brag here, I'm just happy that I have finally realized that women don't give a sh*t that I am bald, in fact, I think it is helping.   :*))

There might be the occasional 1/100 girl that would pass us off, but this girl is not worth our time. 

So glad I went sly...... :*))
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: mangosink12572 on May 30, 2010, 11:15:49 AM
I never met a gal who  doesn't like bald guys  - -  and they love to rub  the BALD DOME
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: usmcpelon on May 30, 2010, 03:40:57 PM
Nick you look great, welcome to SBG's forum.  Glad you adjust pretty well to the bald look.  You look great and I know the lady's love bald guys.  My girlfriend is alway by my side when I'm checking out the post and she said you look quite handsome bald.  Lucky you.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: Nonick on May 30, 2010, 10:01:59 PM
Nick!  Dude!  You're letting out our secret!  Before you know it, every MPB, thinning comb-over guy will know the true secret to success and start shaving!   ;)

How right you are!   8)

[Geez, you'd think more guys would figure it out....! :/O ]
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: GnomeansGno on June 06, 2010, 03:04:43 AM
I've actually noticed that women do in fact like bald heads a lot.  When I first shaved, I was a bit nervous that girls my age wouldn't like it, but I've actually dated MORE bald then I did with hair.  I'm not sure if this is because I look better bald, or perhaps I just have more confidence.  Anyway, here's a little story.  A girl I used to work with that went out with me told me she never liked a lot of hair on a guys heads, as she found it messy looking.  She liked guys with real short haircuts (like a 1 or zero) or bald.  So that made me feel real good to know that there are women out there who prefer us bald guys over the guys with hair.  Honestly, the only women who didn't like my bald head at first was my grandmother and mother, and I think it's because they were so used to seeing me with hair that they were shocked to see me suddenly without it.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like
Post by: Iconic on June 06, 2010, 02:05:33 PM
Well, you are bragging, even if you tell the truth. And I'm sure you do  :)

Anyway guys, how do you get headrubs? Does it need some kind of provoking?
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on June 06, 2010, 02:09:48 PM
Well women, at least the ones I know will say they like, don't like or don't really care one way or the other about shaved sly, but one thing I have never heard and don't expect to ever hear is a woman claiming to get her rocks off on a combover, hairy toilet seat or a wig--just won't happen I think.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like
Post by: Iconic on June 06, 2010, 02:12:52 PM
... but one thing I have never heard and don't expect to ever hear is a woman claiming to get her rocks off on a combover, hairy toilet seat or a wig--just won't happen I think.

Haha! Bravo! So true.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: kenny57028 on June 06, 2010, 04:27:22 PM
No doubt, there guna be alot more turned off to someone that looks like he's balding versus bald.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: pdxtodd on June 06, 2010, 07:12:08 PM
That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: Morthen on June 06, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.
that has to be one of the most hilariously cheesey quotes I have heard regarding a bald head.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: Razor X on June 06, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.
that has to be one of the most hilariously cheesey quotes I have heard regarding a bald head.

Not to mention a violation of the Bald Man Laws:

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg916#msg916

Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like
Post by: Iconic on June 07, 2010, 02:04:22 AM
That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.

Haha. And, something else. Barroom talk this week: I was mentioning to a girl how shaving increases sensitivity. "Yeah, I know", she replied with a knowing smile...
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like
Post by: Hook'Em on June 08, 2010, 12:38:30 PM
The only person who really doesn't like your shaved head is your mother. I just gave my son a #1 clipper cut for the summer and his mother freaked. She's fine with my bald head but not her little baby boy.
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like
Post by: Morthen on June 11, 2010, 10:19:11 AM
The only person who really doesn't like your shaved head is your mother. I just gave my son a #1 clipper cut for the summer and his mother freaked. She's fine with my bald head but not her little baby boy.
So true, My mother is still having trouble dealing with the fact that I'm bald now
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like
Post by: ike_69 on June 18, 2010, 04:49:53 AM
The only person who really doesn't like your shaved head is your mother.


I second that. Nearly everyday my mother keeps asking me to grow my hair back and that i look too old for my age with the shaved head.
Mothers are mothers afterall.


And as far as you are concerned, keep goin man  ;)  ur doing good   :)
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like
Post by: TreeDaG on July 03, 2010, 10:17:20 PM
The only person who really doesn't like your shaved head is your mother. I just gave my son a #1 clipper cut for the summer and his mother freaked. She's fine with my bald head but not her little baby boy.


Dude... #Truth
Title: Re: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald
Post by: PBurke on July 03, 2010, 11:14:41 PM
confidence will get you a lot farther than a hairstyle (or lack of hair). just hold you head up and they will come! but you know that already!